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Fred

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An ex DJ with no job prospects worth talking about, and don't really care. I'm from the north of England, speak Barnsley, and see life as a big fat reason to smile. I'm on Santa's naughty list Any ladies wanting a date should contact a psychiatrist. Any guys wanting a date will have to wait until I run out of ladies. I can be contacted on ohmygodhistastesmakethemarquisdesadelooklikeashyvirgin@radishmail.com I'm very sexy and don't smell very much quite a lot of the time. I found a blind and deaf lady who suffered a massive nose trauma that destroyed her sense of smell so we got married.

Je suis une femme.

Je suis marié(e) avec enfant(s). Je suis au pair. Je suis a liar.

Je suis membre depuis le 02 Août 2009.

  • Je parle English with a bit more Indonesian than before and a sprinkle of Mandarin. I am fluent in bahasa gila.
  • Dans la vie, j'aime Don't ask unless vomiting is on your list of hobbies
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Depuis 2018
Indonésie
West Java, Indonésie
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Gosh! what a question. If my life was a book, it would have been written by someone using hallucinogenic drugs

Not enough Alfamarts

Depuis Août 2010
Indonésie
South Tangerang, Banten, Indonésie
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Married - 2 kids I wander around with a camera No motorbike Finally got rid of that suspicious rash. Keep buying cameras.

Traffic, the terrible traffic

Indonésie
Kota Cirebon, West Java, Indonésie
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Working until the pandemic, then lazy because I felt like it

 2018 -  2022
Indonésie
Kota Cirebon, West Java, Indonésie
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Working until the pandemic, then lazy because I felt like it

Mai 2007 - Août 2010
Indonésie
Wonosobo, Central Java, Indonésie
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Not much because I was far too lazy to do much by way of work. Trying to get killed in whole new ways by driving too fast on a motorbike. Still trying to get rid of that suspicious rash.

Bad roads and worse internet

 1962 -  2007
Angleterre
Yorkshire (Barnsley), Angleterre
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Test, Test, Test Trying to get as many biker chicks as I could. Trying to stop the smells coming from my trousers. Trying to get myself killed at very high speed on a motorbike Trying to work out how to get rid of the suspicious rash. Trying not to remember how drunk I was last night. Trying to break a few more bones and get a few extra stitches whilst doing martial arts of various types.

Way too much of a drug/alcohol/idiot problem, but I've moved now.