An ex DJ with no job prospects worth talking about, and don't really care. I'm from the north of England, speak Barnsley, and see life as a big fat reason to smile. I'm on Santa's naughty list Any ladies wanting a date should contact a psychiatrist. Any guys wanting a date will have to wait until I run out of ladies. I can be contacted on ohmygodhistastesmakethemarquisdesadelooklikeashyvirgin@radishmail.com I'm very sexy and don't smell very much quite a lot of the time. I found a blind and deaf lady who suffered a massive nose trauma that destroyed her sense of smell so we got married.
Sono una donna
Sono sposato/a con figli Sono alla pari Professione a liar
Sono un utente di expat.com dal 02 Agosto 2009
Gosh! what a question. If my life was a book, it would have been written by someone using hallucinogenic drugs
Pretty much everything except the roads.
Not enough Alfamarts
Married - 2 kids I wander around with a camera No motorbike Finally got rid of that suspicious rash. Keep buying cameras.
Electronics shops Easy to get pretty much anything you want People are nice Food is good Faster internet
Traffic, the terrible traffic
Working until the pandemic, then lazy because I felt like it
This town has all the good stuff you need for daily life, but not much bad
Working until the pandemic, then lazy because I felt like it
This town has all the good stuff you need for daily life, but not much bad
Not much because I was far too lazy to do much by way of work. Trying to get killed in whole new ways by driving too fast on a motorbike. Still trying to get rid of that suspicious rash.
Great place. Nice weather Lovely people No traffic jams Easy, stress free life
Bad roads and worse internet
Test, Test, Test Trying to get as many biker chicks as I could. Trying to stop the smells coming from my trousers. Trying to get myself killed at very high speed on a motorbike Trying to work out how to get rid of the suspicious rash. Trying not to remember how drunk I was last night. Trying to break a few more bones and get a few extra stitches whilst doing martial arts of various types.
The Yorkshire hill country The Indian and Chinese food was amazing York - absolute must visit place
Way too much of a drug/alcohol/idiot problem, but I've moved now.