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And yet another (the LAST!):
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
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Alliecat wrote:And yet another (the LAST!):
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
TheLegendLeads wrote:Trolls blaming me for stalking
...
BTW, who's the troll?
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Alliecat wrote:TheLegendLeads wrote:Trolls blaming me for stalking
...
BTW, who's the troll?
No one....was just kidding around
TheLegendLeads wrote:Alliecat wrote:TheLegendLeads wrote:Trolls blaming me for stalking
...
BTW, who's the troll?
No one....was just kidding around
better be kidding or else for you.
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Intentional (rather tactical) and mischievous misuse of buzzwords
Hey, you are always on the hunt to hammer someone; fell in love with it?
hahaha, love that smiley its so cute.
TheLegendLeads wrote:Intentional (rather tactical) and mischievous misuse of buzzwords
Hey, you are always on the hunt to hammer someone; fell in love with it?
Nope, She loves extreme sports and laughing
ghanshyampdave wrote:TheLegendLeads wrote:Intentional (rather tactical) and mischievous misuse of buzzwords
Hey, you are always on the hunt to hammer someone; fell in love with it?
Nope, She loves extreme sports and laughing
wow, stalk much. lol.
shy_star wrote:ghanshyampdave wrote:Nope, She loves extreme sports and laughing
wow, stalk much. lol.
If it's relevant and accurate, then it's not stalking !
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shy_star wrote:ghanshyampdave wrote:TheLegendLeads wrote:Intentional (rather tactical) and mischievous misuse of buzzwords
Hey, you are always on the hunt to hammer someone; fell in love with it?
Nope, She loves extreme sports and laughing
wow, stalk much. lol.
Stalking on you @shy_star? Here you go: "Lights, Camera, Action!"
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TheLegendLeads wrote:shy_star wrote:ghanshyampdave wrote:
Nope, She loves extreme sports and laughing
wow, stalk much. lol.
Stalking on you @shy_star? Here you go: "Lights, Camera, Action!"
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LoL, frequently keep changing your password, do not use the same password for other login site. Check always your explorer, Firefox Mozilla ( banks sites) use https/www.g00glee.com/ instead of http/www.g00glee.com/.
Once you are log off from bank, and email site make sure delete the cookies, it will avoid saving the cache from sending automatic information to the unknown site.
wilson_derry wrote:Once you are log off from bank, and email site make sure delete the cookies, it will avoid saving the cache from sending automatic information to the unknown site.
This is good advice. I think you can set it to automatically dump when you log out of the browser.
Alliecat wrote:wilson_derry wrote:Once you are log off from bank, and email site make sure delete the cookies, it will avoid saving the cache from sending automatic information to the unknown site.
This is good advice. I think you can set it to automatically dump when you log out of the browser.
Better still, I use the Incognito Window on Google Chrome
incognito stops Google Chrome from storing information about the websites you've visited in the history. It does not make browsing completely private The websites you visit may still have records of your visit. Any files saved to your computer will still remain on your computer.
wilson_derry wrote:incognito stops Google Chrome from storing information about the websites you've visited in the history. It does not make browsing completely private The websites you visit may still have records of your visit. Any files saved to your computer will still remain on your computer.
Wilson is so smart
OH WOW!!!
Look at what I just found!!!!!
Who does it remind you of? lol
Alliecat wrote:OH WOW!!!
Look at what I just found!!!!!
Who does it remind you of? lol
http://evan-roth.com/photos/data/gifs/o … mering.gif
Pizzzzaaa !!! Oops, I think I'm hungry again..
Alliecat wrote:OH WOW!!!
Look at what I just found!!!!!
Who does it remind you of? lol
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LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!
All the hitting got dave hungry
shy_star wrote:Alliecat wrote:OH WOW!!!
Look at what I just found!!!!!
Who does it remind you of? lol
http://evan-roth.com/photos/data/gifs/o … mering.gif
LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!
All the hitting got dave hungry
I thought that was a rather weird reaction myself. Pizza?
Alliecat wrote:shy_star wrote:Alliecat wrote:OH WOW!!!
Look at what I just found!!!!!
Who does it remind you of? lol
http://evan-roth.com/photos/data/gifs/o … mering.gif
LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!
All the hitting got dave hungry
I thought that was a rather weird reaction myself. Pizza?
but dave is strange like that, thats why he wants to give ppl empty cups at a dinner party...
oh and by the way way to go, 22 pages
shy_star wrote:oh and by the way way to go, 22 pages
And even better, we never get in trouble anymore for being off topic !!!
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Alliecat wrote:shy_star wrote:Alliecat wrote:OH WOW!!!
Look at what I just found!!!!!
Who does it remind you of? lol
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LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!
All the hitting got dave hungry
I thought that was a rather weird reaction myself. Pizza?
I read a quote somewhere:
Ask a hungry man 2+2=?
The answer he'll give immediately is: 4 loaves of bread.
TheLegendLeads wrote:I read a quote somewhere:
Ask a hungry man 2+2=?
The answer he'll give immediately is: 4 loaves of bread.
If he's so hungry, why did he show up empty-handed? You know, if you have specific eating requirements, you have to take care of your own needs!
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What else do you expect from empty, used paper-cups distributing financial analyst....?
I'm sure Dave will kill me soon
Alliecat wrote:TheLegendLeads wrote:I read a quote somewhere:
Ask a hungry man 2+2=?
The answer he'll give immediately is: 4 loaves of bread.
If he's so hungry, why did he show up empty-handed? You know, if you have specific eating requirements, you have to take care of your own needs!
My uncle was once married to a woman (long since divorced) who liked to drink vodka. She would come to family barbeques and parties and bitch, every time, that there was only beer. She used it to seem like a martyr, like nobody liked her, because there was no vodka.
It never occurred to her to bring her own bottle. Or maybe it did occur to her but if she did, she wouldn't have anything to complain about
Oh..and the point to that story, in case you were wondering is:
If you've got specific requirements, you can't expect others to take care of you (well, maybe your mother will lol).
shame look poor dave is at this party practically alone (4ppl) and here you are bashing the guy up.
anyway you right allie he should bring his own veggies.
shy_star wrote:shame look poor dave is at this party practically alone (4ppl) and here you are bashing the guy up.
anyway you right allie he should bring his own veggies.
Actually the reason I mention this is that you shouldn't put this burden on a host/hostess but also, I know a vegetarian and I do feel SO sorry for her when we go out to eat. The food she gets served is soooo awful because most restaurants here don't accommodate vegetarians (they sure do in the USA--lots of times the vegetarian menus are better than the regular ones. Ever have a portabello burger? YUM!).
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Apart from that veg/non-veg, seriously..., going empty-handed .... not good!
TheLegendLeads wrote:
Apart from that veg/non-veg, seriously..., going empty-handed .... not good!
True but my point is it's even worse if you're going to be picky about what's being served!!
shy_star wrote:but dave is strange like that, thats why he wants to give ppl empty cups at a dinner party...
huh
Hey, come on. !!
What I said about empty cups cannot be taken seriously. I was just kidding. And you know it.
Alliecat wrote:TheLegendLeads wrote:I read a quote somewhere:
Ask a hungry man 2+2=?
The answer he'll give immediately is: 4 loaves of bread.
If he's so hungry, why did he show up empty-handed? You know, if you have specific eating requirements, you have to take care of your own needs!
Sure TLL. I'll be hungry always.
And hey Alliecat, it was the first time I was meeting someone at all. All my focus was on meeting, not eating.
TheLegendLeads wrote:What else do you expect from empty, used paper-cups distributing financial analyst....?
I'm sure Dave will kill me soon
Ha Ha.. I don't want to be known as an empty, used paper-cups distributing financial analyst + murderer
ghanshyampdave wrote:And hey Alliecat, it was the first time I was meeting someone at all. All my focus was on meeting, not eating.
But you asked Fifi about food--if there would be vegetarian food (for you) ... so you WERE thinking about eating
BTW, we're mostly just kidding you but there is always an element truth in joking
But the IMPORTANT part: you had a good time!! YAY! So glad the Khobar people are up and running!
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