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Alliecat

And yet another (the LAST!):

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.  An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. 

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

TheLegendLeads

Alliecat wrote:

And yet another (the LAST!):

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.  An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.  As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'


:lol::lol:

Alliecat

TheLegendLeads wrote:

Trolls blaming me for stalking :( ...


BTW, who's the troll? :huh:

TheLegendLeads

Alliecat wrote:
TheLegendLeads wrote:

Trolls blaming me for stalking :( ...


BTW, who's the troll? :huh:


No one....was just kidding around :D

shy_star

TheLegendLeads wrote:
Alliecat wrote:
TheLegendLeads wrote:

Trolls blaming me for stalking :( ...


BTW, who's the troll? :huh:


No one....was just kidding around :D


better be kidding or else :dumbom: for you.:gloria

TheLegendLeads

Intentional (rather tactical) and mischievous misuse of buzzwords :)

Hey, you are always on the hunt to hammer someone; fell in love with it? :lol:

shy_star

hahaha, love that smiley its so cute. :dumbom:

ghanshyampdave

TheLegendLeads wrote:

Intentional (rather tactical) and mischievous misuse of buzzwords :)

Hey, you are always on the hunt to hammer someone; fell in love with it? :lol:


Nope, She loves extreme sports and laughing :D

shy_star

ghanshyampdave wrote:
TheLegendLeads wrote:

Intentional (rather tactical) and mischievous misuse of buzzwords :)

Hey, you are always on the hunt to hammer someone; fell in love with it? :lol:


Nope, She loves extreme sports and laughing :D


wow, stalk much. lol.

ghanshyampdave

shy_star wrote:
ghanshyampdave wrote:

Nope, She loves extreme sports and laughing :D


wow, stalk much. lol.


If it's relevant and accurate, then it's not stalking ! :P

TheLegendLeads

shy_star wrote:
ghanshyampdave wrote:
TheLegendLeads wrote:

Intentional (rather tactical) and mischievous misuse of buzzwords :)

Hey, you are always on the hunt to hammer someone; fell in love with it? :lol:


Nope, She loves extreme sports and laughing :D


wow, stalk much. lol.


:mad: Stalking on you @shy_star? Here you go: "Lights, Camera, Action!" :lol:









http://blacklifecoaches.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/black-woman-sledgehammer.jpg

Alliecat

wow.. she looks MAD!

saimans

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shy_star

love it! :D

TheLegendLeads wrote:
shy_star wrote:
ghanshyampdave wrote:


Nope, She loves extreme sports and laughing :D


wow, stalk much. lol.


:mad: Stalking on you @shy_star? Here you go: "Lights, Camera, Action!" :lol:









http://blacklifecoaches.net/wp-content/ … hammer.jpg

saimans

LoL, frequently keep changing your password, do not use the same password for other login site. Check always your explorer, Firefox Mozilla ( banks sites) use https/www.g00glee.com/ instead of http/www.g00glee.com/.

Once you are log off from bank, and email site make sure delete the cookies, it will avoid saving the cache from sending automatic information to the unknown site.

Alliecat

wilson_derry wrote:

Once you are log off from bank, and email site make sure delete the cookies, it will avoid saving the cache from sending automatic information to the unknown site.


This is good advice.  I think you can set it to automatically dump when you log out of the browser.

ghanshyampdave

Alliecat wrote:
wilson_derry wrote:

Once you are log off from bank, and email site make sure delete the cookies, it will avoid saving the cache from sending automatic information to the unknown site.


This is good advice.  I think you can set it to automatically dump when you log out of the browser.


Better still, I use the Incognito Window on Google Chrome :)

saimans

incognito  stops Google Chrome from storing information about the websites you've visited in the history. It does not make browsing completely private The websites you visit may still have records of your visit. Any files saved to your computer will still remain on your computer.  :)

Alliecat

wilson_derry wrote:

incognito  stops Google Chrome from storing information about the websites you've visited in the history. It does not make browsing completely private The websites you visit may still have records of your visit. Any files saved to your computer will still remain on your computer.  :)


Wilson is so smart :)

Alliecat

OH WOW!!!

Look at what I just found!!!!!

Who does it remind you of?  lol

http://evan-roth.com/photos/data/gifs/one-gifs/web/ichy_Hammering.gif

ghanshyampdave

Alliecat wrote:

OH WOW!!!

Look at what I just found!!!!!

Who does it remind you of?  lol

http://evan-roth.com/photos/data/gifs/o … mering.gif


Pizzzzaaa !!! Oops, I think I'm hungry again.. ;)

shy_star

Alliecat wrote:

OH WOW!!!

Look at what I just found!!!!!

Who does it remind you of?  lol

http://evan-roth.com/photos/data/gifs/o … mering.gif


LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! :top:

All the hitting got dave hungry :unsure

Alliecat

shy_star wrote:
Alliecat wrote:

OH WOW!!!

Look at what I just found!!!!!

Who does it remind you of?  lol

http://evan-roth.com/photos/data/gifs/o … mering.gif


LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! :top:

All the hitting got dave hungry :unsure


I thought that was a rather weird reaction myself.  Pizza? :huh:

shy_star

Alliecat wrote:
shy_star wrote:
Alliecat wrote:

OH WOW!!!

Look at what I just found!!!!!

Who does it remind you of?  lol

http://evan-roth.com/photos/data/gifs/o … mering.gif


LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! :top:

All the hitting got dave hungry :unsure


I thought that was a rather weird reaction myself.  Pizza? :huh:


but dave is strange like that, thats why he wants to give ppl empty cups at a dinner party... :rolleyes:

shy_star

oh and by the way way to go, 22 pages :D

Alliecat

shy_star wrote:

oh and by the way way to go, 22 pages :D


And even better, we never get in trouble anymore for being off topic !!! :D

Freshlikesushi

my kite boarding gear gets here tomorrow!

TheLegendLeads

Alliecat wrote:
shy_star wrote:
Alliecat wrote:

OH WOW!!!

Look at what I just found!!!!!

Who does it remind you of?  lol

http://evan-roth.com/photos/data/gifs/o … mering.gif


LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! :top:

All the hitting got dave hungry :unsure


I thought that was a rather weird reaction myself.  Pizza? :huh:


I read a quote somewhere:

Ask a hungry man 2+2=?
The answer he'll give immediately is: 4 loaves of bread.

Alliecat

TheLegendLeads wrote:

I read a quote somewhere:

Ask a hungry man 2+2=?
The answer he'll give immediately is: 4 loaves of bread.


If he's so hungry, why did he show up empty-handed?  You know, if you have specific eating requirements, you have to take care of your own needs!

TheLegendLeads

What else do you expect from empty, used paper-cups distributing financial analyst....? :D

I'm sure Dave will kill me soon :rolleyes:

Alliecat wrote:
TheLegendLeads wrote:

I read a quote somewhere:

Ask a hungry man 2+2=?
The answer he'll give immediately is: 4 loaves of bread.


If he's so hungry, why did he show up empty-handed?  You know, if you have specific eating requirements, you have to take care of your own needs!

Alliecat

My uncle was once married to a woman (long since divorced) who liked to drink vodka. She would come to family barbeques and parties and bitch, every time, that there was only beer.  She used it to seem like a martyr, like nobody liked her, because there was no vodka.

It never occurred to her to bring her own bottle.  Or maybe it did occur to her but if she did, she wouldn't have anything to complain about ;)

Alliecat

Oh..and the point to that story, in case you were wondering is:

If you've got specific requirements, you can't expect others to take care of you (well, maybe your mother will lol).

shy_star

shame look poor dave is at this party practically alone (4ppl) and here you are bashing the guy up. :dumbom:

anyway you right allie he should bring his own veggies.

Alliecat

shy_star wrote:

shame look poor dave is at this party practically alone (4ppl) and here you are bashing the guy up. :dumbom:

anyway you right allie he should bring his own veggies.


Actually the reason I mention this is that you shouldn't put this burden on a host/hostess but also, I know a vegetarian and I do feel SO sorry for her when we go out to eat.  The food she gets served is soooo awful because most restaurants here don't accommodate vegetarians (they sure do in the USA--lots of times the vegetarian menus are better than the regular ones. Ever have a portabello burger?  YUM!).

TheLegendLeads

:) Apart from that veg/non-veg, seriously..., going empty-handed .... not good!

Alliecat

TheLegendLeads wrote:

:) Apart from that veg/non-veg, seriously..., going empty-handed .... not good!


True but my point is it's even worse if you're going to be picky about what's being served!!

ghanshyampdave

shy_star wrote:

but dave is strange like that, thats why he wants to give ppl empty cups at a dinner party... :rolleyes:


huh :rolleyes::huh:

Hey, come on. !!
:(:(:(
What I said about empty cups cannot be taken seriously. I was just kidding. And you know it.

ghanshyampdave

Alliecat wrote:
TheLegendLeads wrote:

I read a quote somewhere:

Ask a hungry man 2+2=?
The answer he'll give immediately is: 4 loaves of bread.


If he's so hungry, why did he show up empty-handed?  You know, if you have specific eating requirements, you have to take care of your own needs!


Sure TLL. I'll be hungry always. :P
And hey Alliecat, it was the first time I was meeting someone at all. All my focus was on meeting, not eating.

ghanshyampdave

TheLegendLeads wrote:

What else do you expect from empty, used paper-cups distributing financial analyst....? :D

I'm sure Dave will kill me soon :rolleyes:


Ha Ha.. I don't want to be known as an empty, used paper-cups distributing financial analyst + murderer

Alliecat

ghanshyampdave wrote:

And hey Alliecat, it was the first time I was meeting someone at all. All my focus was on meeting, not eating.


But you asked Fifi about food--if there would be vegetarian food (for you) ... so you WERE thinking about eating :P 

BTW, we're mostly just kidding you but there is always an element truth in joking ;)

But the IMPORTANT part:  you had a good time!!  YAY!  So glad the Khobar people are up and running!

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