DIGRESSION THREAD!!

Freshlikesushi wrote:

the real question here, is where did you ge ta butt plug in saudi

how should I put it, lets just say its organic

whatever floats your boat

jaykhalil wrote:

Freshlikesushi wrote:

the real question here, is where did you ge ta butt plug in saudi

how should I put it, lets just say its organic

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW .. this just keeps getting worse and worse. 

SHADDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Digression:

Has anybody else read the French magazine 'Closer' lately ?

Double Digression:

Murphy's Other 15 Laws


1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those
who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-99 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50
chance of getting something right, there's a 99%
probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the
world end to end, someone from California would be
stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it, but for
the other foot.
11. The things that come to those who wait may be
the things left behind by those that got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a
day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all
day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in
the dark.
15. When you go to court, you are putting yourself in
the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough
to get out of jury duty.

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.


To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.


The road to success??.. Is always under construction.


Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.


In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.


All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.


Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.


Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.


If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.


You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.


Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.


42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.


As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.


He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.


If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.


Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.


If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.


Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.


You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.


The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.


After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.


If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.


Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker


Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.


There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.


An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.


Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.


When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.


Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.


Well done is better than well said .


Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.


Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.


Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.


Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

No comment.

Shock as visitors using restrooms on 18th floor of swanky Manhattan hotel are visible from the street

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … -dailymail

How about this Glass Public toilet in UK? Would you use it ?

so
anyone else notice the large quantity of gay adds on expatriates.com

was looking for a car, and found it interesting

Freshlikesushi wrote:

so
anyone else notice the large quantity of gay adds on expatriates.com

was looking for a car, and found it interesting

You find gay ads interesting ?

ghanshyampdave wrote:

Freshlikesushi wrote:

so
anyone else notice the large quantity of gay adds on expatriates.com

was looking for a car, and found it interesting

You find gay ads interesting ?

KSA is a magnet for gays, for obvious reasons.

ghanshyampdave wrote:

Freshlikesushi wrote:

so
anyone else notice the large quantity of gay adds on expatriates.com

was looking for a car, and found it interesting

You find gay ads interesting ?

the sheer number yes

Alliecat wrote:

ghanshyampdave wrote:

Freshlikesushi wrote:

so
anyone else notice the large quantity of gay adds on expatriates.com

was looking for a car, and found it interesting

You find gay ads interesting ?

KSA is a magnet for gays, for obvious reasons.

Don't remember exactly, but I've seen something about this on TV.
I thought it is punishable here with death.

Freshlikesushi wrote:

ghanshyampdave wrote:

Freshlikesushi wrote:

so
anyone else notice the large quantity of gay adds on expatriates.com

was looking for a car, and found it interesting

You find gay ads interesting ?

the sheer number yes

Quantity Vs. quality..  Wake up!

ghanshyampdave wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

ghanshyampdave wrote:

You find gay ads interesting ?

KSA is a magnet for gays, for obvious reasons.

Don't remember exactly, but I've seen something about this on TV.
I thought it is punishable here with death.

But like so many things here, it's practiced 'discretely.'

Alliecat wrote:

ghanshyampdave wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

KSA is a magnet for gays, for obvious reasons.

Don't remember exactly, but I've seen something about this on TV.
I thought it is punishable here with death.

But like so many things here, it's practiced 'discretely.'

which is why it surprised me.

it was rather obvious

Freshlikesushi wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

ghanshyampdave wrote:

Don't remember exactly, but I've seen something about this on TV.
I thought it is punishable here with death.

But like so many things here, it's practiced 'discretely.'

which is why it surprised me.

it was rather obvious

I've had PM's here on EB from straight guys complaining about being  hounded by gay guys when they first join the forum.

The anonymity of the net emboldens people

i got hit on by a pinoy guy that works at a place in grenada. it was hilaroius.


why would someone pm YOU though lol.  maybe they are looking for sympathy

Freshlikesushi wrote:

i got hit on by a pinoy guy that works at a place in grenada. it was hilaroius.


why would someone pm YOU though lol.  maybe they are looking for sympathy

Nah.. they mistakenly thought I had the power to do something about it

is that what you tell yourself? hehe


Im not sure why it offends people when someone gay hits on em guy or girl.  Just say no thank you and go about your business lol

Freshlikesushi wrote:

is that what you tell yourself? hehe


Im not sure why it offends people when someone gay hits on em guy or girl.  Just say no thank you and go about your business lol

It was a TV show (Seinfeld?) where somebody felt offended when the gay guy DIDN'T hit on 'em... it was like, 'What's wrong with me?'

lol

Now I get it. I've got PMs from two men who wanted to meet me. I should be careful now.

why?

i doubt they are going to kidnap and rape you.

Freshlikesushi wrote:

why?

i doubt they are going to kidnap and rape you.

Yikes!
I meant careful not to send out any wrong signals.
It feels very creepy.

lol.

Gays are harmless, they only invite me for coffee.

nothing wrong with that lol

Freshlikesushi wrote:

nothing wrong with that lol

noooooooooooo... the exact quote is, 'not that there's anything wrong with that!'

hehe


Now I'll be impressed if you can sneak 'sponge-worthy' into a reply!

Im sure they think his....

wait...not appropriate.


You got me.

Happy Saudi National Day to all.

its tomorrow

Wished in advance.

sure

just covering your tracks

Celebration begins today. Men in white robes add a green cloth around their neck.

christmas celebrations begin weeks in advance.

doenst mean its christmas

The thing is, I don't see a point in marking some days for particular celebrations.. Father's Day, Mother's Day, Women's Day, Valentine's Day..
I celebrate life everyday.

and i 100% agree lol. holidays are just a reason t be off work

I'm working tomorrow. Eligible for comp-off or extra pay.