DIGRESSION THREAD!!

Alliecat wrote:

TheLegendLeads wrote:

Hitch wrote:

umm im getting avoided here !! is something wrong  ?

Nop I don't think so.
Cat has been missing you a LOT (I guess): https://www.expat.com/forum/viewtopic.p … =2#1273270

I said 'pretty little head' hoping to get a reaction   What reaction?  I have no idea but it would have been fun, I'm sure.

However, he didn't reply

hmmmm

I wont pretend like a smart mate , but really I don't get it .

wait let me try to communicate with you , MEOOOWW , ummm

Awwwww .. the moderators squashed a thread called 'APPLEGREENBLUE' in which the nice man said he was serving me (pizza) lol

valar_morghulis, you made a comment but I didn't get to see it.

I am facing constant problems accessing many websites including EB for a week or so. Also noticed reduced traffic over here. Something really weird going in.

Tried vpn and it's working great. Am I alone? (Silly question I know. )

TheLegendLeads wrote:

I am facing constant problems accessing many websites including EB for a week or so. Also noticed reduced traffic over here. Something really weird going in.

Tried vpn and it's working great. Am I alone? (Silly question I know. )

Something fishy ? Your neighbor must have hacked into your WIFI

Posting two Cat Pics this time..

The last one is true with some cats here

HRGuru wrote:

The last one is true with some cats here

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank. Here is the exchange:

citibank credit card

Family Member: ‘I am calling to tell you she died in January.’

Citibank: ‘The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.’

Family Member: ‘Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.’

Citibank: ‘Since it is two months past due, it already has been.’

Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?’

Citibank: ‘Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!’

Family Member: ‘Do you think God will be mad at her?’ (I really liked this part!!!!)

Citibank: ‘Excuse me?’

Family Member: ‘Did you just get what I was telling you – the part about her being dead?’

Citibank: ‘Sir, you’ll have to speak to my supervisor.’ (Duh!)
Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member: ‘I’m calling to tell you, she died in January.’

Citibank : ‘The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.’ (This must be a phrase taught by the bank!)

Family Member: ‘You mean you want to collect from her estate?’

Citibank: (Stammer) ‘Are you her lawyer?’

Family Member: ‘No, I’m her great nephew.’ (Lawyer info given)

Citibank: ‘Could you fax us a certificate of death?’

Family Member: ‘Sure.’ (Fax number is given )

After they get the fax:

Citibank: ‘Our system just isn’t setup for death. I don’t know what more I can do to help.’

Family Member: ‘Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don’t think she will care.’

Citibank: ‘Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.’(What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member: ‘Would you like her new billing address?’

Citibank: ‘That might help.’

Family Member: ‘ Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.’

Citibank: ‘Sir, that’s a cemetery!’

Family Member: ‘What do you do with dead people on your planet???
(Priceless!!)

nice one.

Hmmmm... so Dave now has a new pic where you can actually see him.  He's kinda cute, don't you think?

Alliecat wrote:

Hmmmm... so Dave now has a new pic where you can actually see him.  He's kinda cute, don't you think?

I've been called cute before

But, I'm not sure how to react when someone calls me cute. I feel like Raj Koothrapalli

Don't get carried away.  I said kinda cute

Alliecat wrote:

Don't get carried away.  I said kinda cute

That certainly must have been a typo. You wanted to say 'kindle cute' i.e., as cute as a kindle

TheLegendLeads wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

Don't get carried away.  I said kinda cute

That certainly must have been a typo. You wanted to say 'kindle cute' i.e., as cute as a kindle

Damned auto-correct! 

Alliecat wrote:

TheLegendLeads wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

Don't get carried away.  I said kinda cute

That certainly must have been a typo. You wanted to say 'kindle cute' i.e., as cute as a kindle

Damned auto-correct! 

Oh wow, now I'm kindle cute

I wanted to put this as my profile pic. Tried several times, but it didn't work.

EB portal is intelligent It knows it's a pseudo photo of yours.

TheLegendLeads wrote:

EB portal is intelligent It knows it's a pseudo photo of yours.

Really ??
I want to put that as my Profile Pic.

rockerz Ink wrote:

Murphy's Law no# 13...Smile, tomorrow may be worst....

Cole's Law....A finely Chopped vegetable.... I can digress that lol...

sooooo... you finally decided to post ... and this is what you post ?!?

It all started like this..

TRUE?  or not true?

Alliecat wrote:

TRUE?  or not true?

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ikMzN … 130726.gif

From an HR perspective ........very true 

HRGuru wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

TRUE?  or not true?

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ikMzN … 130726.gif

From an HR perspective ........very true 

I thought so!

Especially in the magic kingdom, we dig such people who actually slack. Those who are honest and hard working are always overlooked.

HRGuru wrote:

Especially in the magic kingdom, we dig such people who actually slack. Those who are honest and hard working are always overlooked.

Magic word in the magic kingdom:  wasta!

Copy Cat: Digression thread exists in Oman forums also. Bravo Alliecat!

https://www.expat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=270600

TheLegendLeads wrote:

Copy Cat: Digression thread exists in Oman forums also. Bravo Alliecat!

https://www.expat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=270600

Yeah, I caught him and called him to task!

(now I have 2 places to digress lol)

hahahaha!!! good one

Many thanks to MAX for finally closing the Princess Noura thread!

   

Alliecat wrote:

Many thanks to MAX for finally closing the Princess Noura thread!

   

The people in that circle need to pause reproducing for a while

Dirty digressions