What do women want?

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

Man: What do women want?
Woman: (gives an answer)
Man: But what do women want?
Woman: (gives another answer)
Man: What do women want?
Woman: (gives another answer)
Man: Nobody knows what women want.
Woman: (gives yet another answer)
Man: I wonder what women want.

Sounds to me like a woman keeps changing her mind.

WHO KNOWS! HONESTLY, THEY WANT HONESTY. QUESTION, SHOULD BE, WHAT DO YOU WANT

Hi englishmasterking1!

I want you to avoid posting on caps lock on the forum

Thanks
Armand

Armand wrote:

Hi englishmasterking1!

I want you to avoid posting on caps lock on the forum

Thanks
Armand

What's with the caps lock, anyway?

ok, whatever that means.

Women are born to be pampered. They should be, they need to be and they must be.

I have a great deal of respect for them.

kshah wrote:

Women are born to be pampered. They should be, they need to be and they must be.

I have a great deal of respect for them.

I don't agree with that. Women are just as capable as men are.

a woman want to feel save, wanted, and loved.

To love and be loved.

Same as us men which is finding their way towards happiness, and my world, is this a rocky ride

Women want a Dr Pepper.  At least 1 does.

Women want to find clothes that dont make them look like the goodyear blimp, no matter what size they are.
They would love an hour each night for 'me time' and no interuptions.
And to eat that piece of cake or chocolate without feeling guilty.

Well thats what i want.
And im sticking to it

They are insecure creatures and need constant reassurances of fidelity, love, care and attention.but near her hormonal or menstrual days, keep as far away as you can!!

important thing u dont say NO & they want ur pocket is full of money

that is gud.

Not all women are like that.

They are insecure creatures and need constant reassurances of fidelity, love, care and attention.but near her hormonal or menstrual days, keep as far away as you can!!

important thing u dont say NO & they want ur pocket is full of money

They want men who are not this stupid.

haggishunter wrote:

And to eat that piece of cake or chocolate without feeling guilty.

I never feel guilty about eating cake.  Unless I stole it.

Oh My God! This is so funny ....

Women want you & want to make babies for you? Where, in your dream?

mas fred wrote:

Me, usually.
I can't blame them but I'm getting fed up of explaining I can't allow them to have my babies because I'm already married.

Maybe I can get a T shirt printed.

[Moderated: No need for that]

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rage alert! where are the cops when you need them?

you two should be arrested and put in solitary threads. for an hour.

joyce.ipoh wrote:

Oh My God! This is so funny ....

Women want you & want to make babies for you? Where, in your dream?

mas fred wrote:

Me, usually.
I can't blame them but I'm getting fed up of explaining I can't allow them to have my babies because I'm already married.

Maybe I can get a T shirt printed.

Fred lives in a special world.

Salman Omrani wrote:

rage alert! where are the cops when you need them?

you two should be arrested and put in solitary threads. for an hour.

Solitary threads.  That sounds like fun.

Don't know if it's anything to do with hormones but could we please calm down here?

Thanks
Armand

Hi Armand,
I didnt mean it literally, about cops i mean.
looks like things are still in control thanks for passing by.

Armand wrote:

Don't know if it's anything to do with hormones but could we please calm down here?

Thanks
Armand

Those male hormones get all worked up without bon bons.

men can not predict, what a woman want? it is too difficult.

a men can not predict, women what she want?

mas fred wrote:

Men are much easier to work out.
Just sex and food.

That is what I often hear from Animal Planet Chanel, lol

What do Women want ?

a different handbag everyday!!

Fred lives in a special world.

You're lucky as there was no mention of sheep here!!

Red alert women out there, do not do the mistake I did. Do not reveal your face (exactly how you look) & your current location of your stay. Some psycho may track you down!

Im a woman and I want these things: Knowledge, Money, Love, Family and Friends.

Knowledge makes me wise. Love, family and friends make me happy.

With Money, I can travel, have nice clothes, nice food, support family and help others.

in other words a woman, wants to be happy. couldn't be simpler than that.

Salman Omrani wrote:

in other words a woman, wants to be happy. couldn't be simpler than that.

You're doing it wrong.  You're supposed to say something horribly misogynistic to show how much you hate women after one or more rejected you.

fortunately I've never been rejected by women. maybe it has to do not meeting them in the first place.

You have to learn how to think of all women as the same person.  It's easier to get rejected that way.

all women, same person........ it really isn't working..

lonelierbydozens wrote:

mas fred wrote:

Men are much easier to work out.
Just sex and food.

That is what I often hear from Animal Planet Chanel, lol

Yep.
Men, lions. gorillas
nothing to choose; we're all the same.

Give us a plate of quality food and a promise of a fun night with a lovely lady and we're happy.

No point beating around the bush, we're base animals with the same desires as a horny hound.

If you can't eat it or (polite version) make love to it, pee on it.

As higher animals, we can generally control our base instincts unless beer gets in the way.
Of course, I don't drink alcohol so I'm a good boy these days.