hellooo, newbie alert.

...and you cant keep a good horse down. either

wo wo wo...wat happened while i was away for a couple of days?? seems i missed the train

did i sir, MM?

Shahab, you missed the train, carriages, conductor, and all....

Simona - please change your profile picture before the Motawa inks in your shoulders with black koki pen.

Every Sunday the Motawa (Saudi Arabian police academy) sift through profile pictures, trace the owners and then put them in jail for indecent exposure, we want to protect you from this. I'm sure you understand how the saudi culture is; it is a little strict. Thats why we dont put our faces up, then the Motawa cant trace us.

c'mon sparrow, dont scare her... its a decent pic she's got there....

and sir, i do see that i haved missed a lot... err... I mean i kinda missed something really good ;-) (dont mind please) but i believe in - the one who makes the last entry, makes the most of it;)

the last entry.......?
surely he can never be the father of the child in my book

musicman wrote:

the last entry.......?
surely he can never be the father of the child in my book

ha ha ha...i meant last entry to a gathering! lol

Sparrow wrote:

Simona - please change your profile picture before the Motawa inks in your shoulders with black koki pen.

Every Sunday the Motawa (Saudi Arabian police academy) sift through profile pictures, trace the owners and then put them in jail for indecent exposure, we want to protect you from this. I'm sure you understand how the saudi culture is; it is a little strict. Thats why we dont put our faces up, then the Motawa cant trace us.

ya r Hilarious gal:P...Do u know Samoli,same happened to sparrow when she had uploaded her pic in bikini and she was looking gorgeous but mutawa tracked her and after spending sometime in jain she got this"Big thing"as her Profile pic
I was intending to face the same challenge to show my sisterhood but i couldnt find any bikini for my size

Try Al Falah Sports Shop on Olaya Street...

musicman wrote:

Try Al Falah Sports Shop on Olaya Street...

Now MM,would never delay to answer such kind of queries

How wonderful to be kind and helpful to another Expat.comger

musicman wrote:

How wonderful to be kind and helpful to another Expat.comger

Indeed MM:)

How do you decide whom to marry? by kids

-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. 
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. 
-- Kristen, age 10


2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10


3.HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8


4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? 
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8


5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. 
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. 
-- Martin, age 10


6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich. 
-- Pam, age 7                                                                                       
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7                                                                                         
-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. 
- - Howard, age 8


7.  IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )


8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is........


9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10

MM.....is everything fine????why u had to put this here ??

cos its funny like the rest of the thread

musicman wrote:

cos its funny like the rest of the thread

Oooooo i thought u wanted this to be in our Jokes section but yes it truly IS funny:)

nonz wrote:

musicman wrote:

cos its funny like the rest of the thread

Oooooo i thought u wanted this to be in our Jokes section but yes it truly IS funny:)

hope to get simona's idea on this;)

Thanks Nonz for coming to fetch me from Jail that day. I had to pay SR1000 or receive 1000lashes, didnt want the spanking!

I have learned my lesson Simona, thats why I put my avatar on as a warthog - also cos I suffer from 'zakleys disease' - my face looks zakley like my ass.

Sparrow wrote:

Thanks Nonz for coming to fetch me from Jail that day. I had to pay SR1000 or receive 1000lashes, didnt want the spanking!

I have learned my lesson Simona, thats why I put my avatar on as a warthog - also cos I suffer from 'zakleys disease' - my face looks zakley like my ass.

Sparrow wrote:

my face looks zakley like my ass.

Does it really? Never paid attention to it.

anil.soni wrote:

Sparrow wrote:

my face looks zakley like my ass.

Does it really? Never paid attention to it.

What, her face or her ass?   

Sparrow has a beautiful face and cuts a very nice picture she certainly doesn't need to advertise it or any part of her on an Avatar

Sparrow wrote:

Thanks Nonz for coming to fetch me from Jail that day. I had to pay SR1000 or receive 1000lashes, didnt want the spanking!

I have learned my lesson Simona, thats why I put my avatar on as a warthog - also cos I suffer from 'zakleys disease' - my face looks zakley like my ass.

:lol:you gals are too much

Next time I meet Sparrow I am sure gonna check out her other end...

Sparrow wrote:

I have learned my lesson Simona, thats why I put my avatar on as a warthog - also cos I suffer from 'zakleys disease' - my face looks zakley like my ass.

Oh really then who was the beautiful girl whose bowling talent was as bad as mine ... and seeing is believing ..i have to check i everything is fine or not;)....and MM ...shhh shhhh go away...its my job

Sparrow wrote:

Thanks Nonz for coming to fetch me from Jail that day. I had to pay SR1000 or receive 1000lashes, didnt want the spanking!

and yeah i had to rescue because your offer of "Spank me" was literally irresistible for me

Nonz..you say the kindest things, you're my 'girlfriend' for life 

Ps....I'm starting to miss Salmonella - where did she go

Sparrow wrote:

Nonz..you say the kindest things, you're my 'girlfriend' for life 

Ps....I'm starting to miss Salmonella - where did she go

Oh yeahhhhh????? ya have just made my day  .....(Julein ,here is my request again for drooling smiley)

Since when did the Salmon see the surgeons knife? Does she speak with a squeaky voice, now?

welcome to saudi arabia

I wish you a pleasant stay

abdu

musicman wrote:

Next time I meet Sparrow I am sure gonna check out her other end...

Maybe you'll be the one to recieve 1000 lashes

from whom? you?

musicman wrote:

from whom? you?

Now your having a fantasy day dream - Zara, would you?  Could you?

life is a fantasy day dream, gwtfuk. we only wake up on the other side... where the grass is greener and the sky is bluer...and the water is clearer...

musicman wrote:

life is a fantasy day dream, gwtfuk. we only wake up on the other side... where the grass is greener and the sky is bluer...and the water is clearer...

Whatever your on, keep taking the medicine!!   Happy soul you are:)

must have bee last nights Bedouin dinner with the Doc....?