Confessions ...

who is the dude here?

Today for the first time i took a lunch break and it is for an hour but i ended up watching Slumdog Millionaire for 3 hours at home.

Please don't tell anyone in my office.

Anil

one day when it was Guy Fawks in our country - and I was a small girl and I didnt have much knowledge, my brother lit a cracker and told me to give it to this drunk arse in the street all fallen down - so we went over to him and he lit it and I told him to hold it. He did....my brother and I ran like hell -

musicman wrote:

who is the dude here?

beezer... but he was supposed to send me some quotations which he never did

And can you imagine how all the 11 fielders in the team, including the bowler and wicket keeper, wanted to go and fetch the ball when it was struck into our neighbors garden all because he had such a cute daughter who never failed to get dressed and watch the game from her side of the fence? Give me back a few hours of those glorious days, please!

Ok, I was ten years old in my final year of primary school. My best friend and i decided it would be fun to sneak out of school during the lunch break and go to the nearby sweet shop....a great idea until we were busted by the head climbing over the fence on our way back in
It was suggested that I stay at home for 3 days to 'consider the inappropriateness of my actions' AND my sweets were confiscated!

Any more??

shahab.ali wrote:

remeber dude, india is amongst the most corrupted countries in the world... u can do anything and get out of it... the green things does the trick everytime!

Ahh...India is another matter. Do they even have patrol cars? And I'm not talking about buying your way out. I'm talking about high speed pursuits. I'll share some stories with ya next time.

And the quotes. Dude :p I totally forgot, I forget about the damn pm system in here.

When I was a kid I ate soap thinking it was candy.
When I was a teenager I skipped a class to watch tv and take a nap in the media room.
When I was in university I used my phones' notepad as a cheating system.

Now here is a very innocent confession....
I have got this BIG ..No...No...No for ever traveling in cab.
Once i thought ,my driver has missed me so i gathered my courage and stopped a cab with a heavy heart get seated and after 5 min luckily it broke down and suddenly i saw my Office car on the road ,i screamed and stopped the driver and literally jumped out.

I have never told this to m hubby nor i m gonna do this:)He will kill me:P

Yep, I'm familiar with the 'breaking-down-car' scenario   lol

Okay, if we're talking about confessions from years ago, here goes:

When I was a kid, I used to shoplift candy bars in the winter by sliding them down the inside of my high leather boots.

Bad, Bad, Bad.  Yes, I know!

Yeah Allie......The way i have heard it ,,,i may not be able to forget it...i thought this gal is a Big time coward....thx to Ahhmm ahmmm:P

Right???Allie the shoplifter

That was many moons ago  

Kids don't think about consequences--adults do!

But i know its fun to do and it is really thrilling sometimes ....well its not that i have done this  just a general comment

nonz wrote:

...well its not that i have done this  just a general comment

sure

We had this "book man" on his bicycle who used to visit our home every Saturday morning, loaded with books, novels, magazines and comics (how he managed to pile them up on his rear carriage God only knows). He used to lend us comics, on a read and return basis, for 10 Sri Lankan cents per week. We used to re lend them to our classmates at 5 cents a day and make a quick buck to hit the Sunday morning movie at the Savoy (few blocks away from our home in Colombo), with icy chocks, coke and cashew thrown in. Business was sure booming then!

I used to put the chalk and duster above the black board in my classroom because my professor was short.

slyshooter wrote:

I used to put the chalk and duster above the black board in my classroom because my professor was short.

I used to do that, but cause she was HOT.

beezer wrote:

slyshooter wrote:

I used to put the chalk and duster above the black board in my classroom because my professor was short.

I used to do that, but cause she was HOT.

mar8276 wrote:

beezer wrote:

slyshooter wrote:

I used to put the chalk and duster above the black board in my classroom because my professor was short.

I used to do that, but cause she was HOT.

If she was that hot, you'd have put them on the floor

Alliecat wrote:

If she was that hot, you'd have put them on the floor

Nah, never wore those open low cut tops like they have in the movies, so it woulda been pointless. We enjoyed seeing her jump up endlessly to get them. 

It's a nice Program isn't it?

beezer wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

If she was that hot, you'd have put them on the floor

Nah, never wore those open low cut tops like they have in the movies, so it woulda been pointless. We enjoyed seeing her jump up endlessly to get them. 

Only in the confessions' board I would know this kind of information..

We had just one 45+ year old lady teacher in secondary school (boys school) in Colombo. What choice did we have? Each time one of us was called up by her to discuss an issue related to something we had submitted we never failed to climb the raised wooden stage on which she sat in order to get a birds eye view of whatever that may have existed behind the low cut blouse she wore under her Saree.

Beggars cant be choosers, they say!

jwilliam wrote:

It's a nice Program isn't it?

I took out a sword from my car because the other driver (saudi) was not backing off.

When I was 5 I was given a cricket set and that afternoon it was sunny (for a change) and I asked my friends for a game.
We sorted sides, some of the Dads were there too. I was first in to the crease.
I was bowled first ball, to the horror of my father I pulled up the stumps and ran home in tears.
My father followed me in, took the cricket stuff off me and went back out.

I can not remember the rest of the day, whether I stayed in and sulked or went back out. But I'm not such a bad looser now, but that that depends what I'm playing.

jwilliam wrote:

It's a nice Program isn't it?

huh???? have I missed something?

zara777 wrote:

jwilliam wrote:

It's a nice Program isn't it?

huh???? have I missed something?

Guess he's referring to the TV show mentioned in the original post

MadMaz wrote:

zara777 wrote:

jwilliam wrote:

It's a nice Program isn't it?

huh???? have I missed something?

Guess he's referring to the TV show mentioned in the original post

Gawd, let's hope not!!!  THAT was my confession!!!!!!!!

musicman wrote:

who is the dude here?

You rang?

Alliecat wrote:

MadMaz wrote:

zara777 wrote:

huh???? have I missed something?

Guess he's referring to the TV show mentioned in the original post

Gawd, let's hope not!!!  THAT was my confession!!!!!!!!

What's 'nice' about Hulk Hogan?

zara777 wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

MadMaz wrote:

Guess he's referring to the TV show mentioned in the original post

Gawd, let's hope not!!!  THAT was my confession!!!!!!!!

What's 'nice' about Hulk Hogan?

His daughter... I suppose

I bunked my college day for my B'day celebration. I got 6 stitches on my head as a B'day gift and to our surprise we were running out of money to pay the doctor bill. 2 of my friends visited college to get some money from other friends and they were caught asking the reason for not been in college. I was shocked by the reason they gave "Anil Soni felt from a giant wheel" and he is admitted in hospital for 3 days.

MadMaz wrote:

zara777 wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

Gawd, let's hope not!!!  THAT was my confession!!!!!!!!

What's 'nice' about Hulk Hogan?

His daughter... I suppose

MadMaz u got very valid entry here....she aint bad ...but i guess u r bound to say good stuff about me only.....remember??

Beezer:I used to do that, but cause she was HOT

THis is funny,our teachers were smart they always boys to get the duster and never bothered themselves .....,

Nini:Only in the confessions' board I would know this kind of information..

Nini,u r a just a baby and we will spoil u and i don't want that.....Be careful gal:dumbom:

Got a LOT to make!  Don't know where to start!!

blue7ind wrote:

Got a LOT to make!  Don't know where to start!!

Give us the BEST (ie. worst) first!!!

anil.soni wrote:

I bunked my college day for my B'day celebration. I got 6 stitches on my head as a B'day gift and to our surprise we were running out of money to pay the doctor bill. 2 of my friends visited college to get some money from other friends and they were caught asking the reason for not been in college. I was shocked by the reason they gave "Anil Soni felt from a giant wheel" and he is admitted in hospital for 3 days.

So you're saying you fell out of a ferris wheel??  How'd you manage that feat??

Didnt we have fun refilling the acid bottles with Alkaline solutions in the chemistry lab at school before the next class came in. Blue litmus never turned red for them.