Confessions ...

CivEngr wrote:

Okay I can't resist. This topic just has too many occasions.  Where to start:
Youth
     Farm Animals
     Fun w/ Corn Cobs
     Shot
     High speed police pursuit
     General overall clutz
     Fighting and girls
College
     Basketball team exploits
     Fraternity adventures
     College experimentation
Work
     Awe not much there, work is work
Audulthood
     Well some would say I haven't got there yet, but have a few there as well

Pick one if you'd like.

So much for the dramatic 'self-imposed exile'

musicman wrote:

you have to add a new category titled "Desert" to the list CivEng

Well I have learned the hard way that one.  Cannot have cake and eat it too.  It is the most painful experience that one does not forget, and can only beg for forgiveness.

CivEngr wrote:

musicman wrote:

you have to add a new category titled "Desert" to the list CivEng

Well I have learned the hard way that one.  Cannot have cake and eat it too.  It is the most painful experience that one does not forget, and can only beg for forgiveness.

wt's that?

Alliecat wrote:

CivEngr wrote:

Okay I can't resist. This topic just has too many occasions.  Where to start:
Youth
     Farm Animals
     Fun w/ Corn Cobs
     Shot
     High speed police pursuit
     General overall clutz
     Fighting and girls
College
     Basketball team exploits
     Fraternity adventures
     College experimentation
Work
     Awe not much there, work is work
Audulthood
     Well some would say I haven't got there yet, but have a few there as well

Pick one if you'd like.

So much for the dramatic 'self-imposed exile'

Okay.  Back on the wagon.  Sorry.

musicman wrote:

blue7ind wrote:

Before I get into the next one, please note that the confession I'm gonna make and the first one I made were during my childhood days when I didn't know 'anything'.  Its more like ur craze for a candy:)

So the next confession:

I was 9 at that time.  My dad's friend came over for a visit with his family (his daughter and his wife) from a different city and were staying at my house.  They know me.  His daughter should be around 17 at that time.  So, one afternoon, I went to my room (it was one level up) and saw his daughter resting on my bed on her back.  As a 'curious' kid, I placed my hand where I shouldn't and she woke up.  I was caught red handed!  I blinked and asked her what's the time and then I answered myself saying the time to her.  I was sh*t scared!  She took me to the terrace and gave me a loooooooooooooong talk saying what I did was inappropriate and what will happen if my Dad knows it.  Thankfully she left it at that.

Weirdly, she became more close & cosy with me after that!  I don't know how it works but yeah.

Thats one heck of a way to tell time? Must try it sometime. Does it chime too?

I am literally lmao,This confession part os too much.Plz dont ever meet me blue boy or i would imagine u in the same condition (of course not me:unsure)

Allie:I KNEW it !!!!!  You have a crush on musicman, don't ya????

eah its so true but i m scared of Mrs MM,she might Kill me for this btw Allie,I knew u gonna mention same name

Sly:hope your husband is not a part of this forum

Yeah,I m blessed Expat.com is my own pvt world and thx God I don't have my family here or i want be doing this Chawal bazi

Having a crush is one thing
Crushing someone is another ...

musicman wrote:

Having a crush is one thing
Crushing someone is another ...

Now ya got it
my real intention was to crush him

Ouch!

musicman wrote:

Ouch!

Oh does it hurt??

that was a cry of pleasure....

musicman wrote:

that was a cry of pleasure....

a confession??

youve exposed it even before the event...

nonz wrote:

blue7ind wrote:

Before I get into the next one, please note that the confession I'm gonna make and the first one I made were during my childhood days when I didn't know 'anything'.  Its more like ur craze for a candy:)

So the next confession:

I was 9 at that time.  My dad's friend came over for a visit with his family (his daughter and his wife) from a different city and were staying at my house.  They know me.  His daughter should be around 17 at that time.  So, one afternoon, I went to my room (it was one level up) and saw his daughter resting on my bed on her back.  As a 'curious' kid, I placed my hand where I shouldn't and she woke up.  I was caught red handed!  I blinked and asked her what's the time and then I answered myself saying the time to her.  I was sh*t scared!  She took me to the terrace and gave me a loooooooooooooong talk saying what I did was inappropriate and what will happen if my Dad knows it.  Thankfully she left it at that.

Weirdly, she became more close & cosy with me after that!  I don't know how it works but yeah.

I am literally lmao,This confession part os too much.Plz dont ever meet me blue boy or i would imagine u in the same condition (of course not me )

It was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages back like 25 years!!

blue7ind wrote:

It was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages back like 25 years!!

you know what they say about first impressions

Alliecat wrote:

blue7ind wrote:

It was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages back like 25 years!!

you know what they say about first impressions

True.  I thought people are better than that, at least in the confessions post

blue7ind wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

blue7ind wrote:

It was aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages back like 25 years!!

you know what they say about first impressions

True.  I thought people are better than that, at least in the confessions post

The post is getting only better

nonz wrote:

blue7ind wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

you know what they say about first impressions

True.  I thought people are better than that, at least in the confessions post

The post is getting only better

blue7ind wrote:

I thought people are better than that, at least in the confessions post

Hell no!  You notice the rest of us aren't saying too much?

Alliecat wrote:

blue7ind wrote:

I thought people are better than that, at least in the confessions post

Hell no!  You notice the rest of us aren't saying too much?

Surely, you must be shy?

Salman?  Haven't heard your confession!

Alliecat wrote:

Salman?  Haven't heard your confession!

you really want to get something out of everyone

slyshooter wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

Salman?  Haven't heard your confession!

you really want to get something out of everyone

Hell yeah!  I lead a dull life

Ok! i have one more to make, it will probably make more sense to smokers.

I am a regular smoker and have been doing it for quite a long time now but since the last 9 years, I never bought a lighter. bought only 2 but they count as nothing

slyshooter wrote:

Ok! i have one more to make, it will probably make more sense to smokers.

I am a regular smoker and have been doing it for quite a long time now but since the last 9 years, I never bought a lighter. bought only 2 but they count as nothing

Wow!  I'm ditto the opposite!

blue7ind wrote:

slyshooter wrote:

Ok! i have one more to make, it will probably make more sense to smokers.

I am a regular smoker and have been doing it for quite a long time now but since the last 9 years, I never bought a lighter. bought only 2 but they count as nothing

Wow!  I'm ditto the opposite!

What do you mean, you only bought lighters but never smoked?

slyshooter wrote:

blue7ind wrote:

slyshooter wrote:

Ok! i have one more to make, it will probably make more sense to smokers.

I am a regular smoker and have been doing it for quite a long time now but since the last 9 years, I never bought a lighter. bought only 2 but they count as nothing

Wow!  I'm ditto the opposite!

What do you mean, you only bought lighters but never smoked?

very clever:)  I meant I have the habit of loosing lighters and apparently yes, I smoke.

slyshooter wrote:

What do you mean, you only bought lighters but never smoked?

LOL!

so.. only 2 lighters means you always pick up everybody else's lighter off the table and pocket them, right?

Alliecat wrote:

slyshooter wrote:

What do you mean, you only bought lighters but never smoked?

LOL!

so.. only 2 lighters means you always pick up everybody else's lighter off the table and pocket them, right?

Maybe he is on the road often and uses the car lighter instead?

Or he is always surrounded by smokers that he doesn't have to bother buying one

I don't think so.  I was a smoker for many years and would return home with a pocket full of bic lighters whenever I'd go out

Actually my car lighter doesn't work and was the only reason I had to buy.

But mostly I am surrounded by people like you who tend to loose lighters, in my car, at my desk, office, home etc. sometimes in my pocket too.

slyshooter wrote:

Actually my car lighter doesn't work and was the only reason I had to buy.

But mostly I am surrounded by people like you who tend to loose lighters, in my car, at my desk, office, home etc. sometimes in my pocket too.

NOW I know how I lost my lighters!!!!!

Alliecat wrote:

I don't think so.  I was a smoker for many years and would return home with a pocket full of bic lighters whenever I'd go out

That's overboard!  May even qualify as a confession!

blue7ind wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

I don't think so.  I was a smoker for many years and would return home with a pocket full of bic lighters whenever I'd go out

That's overboard!  May even qualify as a confession!

YIKES!  and inadvertent confession!!!!!!!!!!

Alliecat wrote:

blue7ind wrote:

Alliecat wrote:

I don't think so.  I was a smoker for many years and would return home with a pocket full of bic lighters whenever I'd go out

That's overboard!  May even qualify as a confession!

YIKES!  and inadvertent confession!!!!!!!!!!

Wonder what you would be doing with all those lighters?!?

(NOW, don't give me the obvious answer!)

I wrapped them up and gave them away as birthday presents lol

CONFESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(do you believe I actually did this??)

Alliecat wrote:

I wrapped them up and gave them away as birthday presents lol

CONFESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(do you believe I actually did this??)

ROFL!!

Looks like I'm getting the hang of getting the confessions out of ya

Alliecat wrote:

I wrapped them up and gave them away as birthday presents lol

CONFESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(do you believe I actually did this??)

LOL no, I can't believe that!  Hearing it for the first time!!

Hang on, lemme take my word back.

I WILL believe if YOU say that you did it

blue7ind wrote:

Hang on, lemme take my word back.

I WILL believe if YOU say that you did it

Nah, I didn't do that!  I'm just checking to see how gullible you are!

Alliecat wrote:

blue7ind wrote:

Hang on, lemme take my word back.

I WILL believe if YOU say that you did it

Nah, I didn't do that!  I'm just checking to see how gullible you are!

It shows how innocent I am

So, looks like you had a fetish for lighters then!