Introduction

MILKSHAKES? It sounds more like gang bang quakes to me!!!

FireFox wrote:

MILKSHAKES? It sounds more like gang bang quakes to me!!!

awwww come on firefox, you dont have to be left out, you can join us for a milkshake too 

I would join you if are going to wear what you are wearing in your profile pic.

I would join you if are going to wear what you are wearing in your profile pic. otherwise, I am not bothered

mancunian wrote:

I would join you if are going to wear what you are wearing in your profile pic.

Oh M...what should we do with you - sigh -

@ mancunian

Get out of your head dude ..... It is a carton picture and you are fantasizing about it already ..

Samee1 wrote:

Hi Everyone

My name is Sameera and I am new to the Expat.com but not to Libya.  I am originally from Vancouver, BC and have been here on and off for the past 14 years.  I have been browsing the forums and have found some quite interesting subjects [and responses] as well noticing that some of my fellow expats have quite a sense of humor.  I look forward to adding some of my own comments and getting to know you.

Hi Sameera, where do you live?

Sameera, you should have replied to mancunian by saying "Snap out of it, you pervert"

Samee1 wrote:

FireFox wrote:

MILKSHAKES? It sounds more like gang bang quakes to me!!!

awwww come on firefox, you dont have to be left out, you can join us for a milkshake too 

Merci for the offer but I am only interested if you'll do "gangbang quakes" else I will keep looking.

gelincek wrote:

Samee1 wrote:

Hi Everyone

My name is Sameera and I am new to the Expat.com but not to Libya.  I am originally from Vancouver, BC and have been here on and off for the past 14 years.  I have been browsing the forums and have found some quite interesting subjects [and responses] as well noticing that some of my fellow expats have quite a sense of humor.  I look forward to adding some of my own comments and getting to know you.

Hi Sameera, where do you live?

Hi G.  I live near the Green Hospital

Gernademan wrote:

Sameera, you should have replied to mancunian by saying "Snap out of it, you pervert"

LOLOLOL I was trying to be nice G, but you also put it quite eloquently and to the point

[edited on demand]

Are we still talking about Gang Bang.

Wow ... we came to the gang bang issue so fast ... who would say that ??!

BTW, Samee,  I also like your name, but I will NOT add you as a friend, since there's a female police around who burn on cross such kind of males  .... nice to meet ya

*try pop corn with chocolate .... just great

veechansa wrote:

LOLOLOL............this is one of the most hilarious and classic posts I've seen on this forum ever, hahaha!

Red Saraya way to go man...perhaps you could have been a bit more discreet and "check your inbox" like Gernademan, lol! Who's got the head start now?

P.S. I'll join you for the milkshakes btw ;P

i'm so glad you can appreciate my humor where there isn't any ...
but at any rate, if you're so fond of "classicism" you should check what your Thai mates write about Farangs ( foreigners ) in the Thai forums, lots of classic humor you could relate to

... and hey, you know you can always "join-in " for a milkshake, judging from the way this thread has been shaping, my guess is it will be you and the other GUYs playing with the short straw
if you catch my drift...

p.s. Napalm says to keep smiling and keep'em thumbs up
and as far as "head starts"... he's a Pro

Welcome Samee, Red is it Ok to join in on the milkshake get together ?, this thread really is bizarre

...i've tried to avoid to comment on what the GUYs said earlier...but yeah, all i can say is that things have degenerated quit substantially ...i'm kinda scared now myself

and i was gonna say " hey, let's all meet at Havana Juice for a shake...my treat..." but now ?!? my guess it'll Vee and the other guys playing with the short straw ...slurp slurp...

that's how i welcomed Vee here on his second day of arrival ( a shake at Havana with option of fruit salad/nutella crepe ) oh, and the complimentary spin around town

but hold your horses, once i figure out who's really into socializing and going out for a glass of freshly squeezed juice and a Nutella crepe, sure you are more than welcome
perhaps we could even bury the old axe

@ redsaraya ,

We can go to HJ and have a nice milkshake , when you wana do that.
I don't knwo about Samee1 is she is up to that or not.

Cheers
DANI

Ok I guess we are seriously talking about going for Milkshakes here, and I was thinking a gang bang scenario was building up.

danicoolpak17 wrote:

@ redsaraya ,

We can go to HJ and have a nice milkshake , when you wana do that.
I don't knwo about Samee1 is she is up to that or not.

Cheers
DANI

...what do you mean "HJ" ?!?!!!
i ain't in that kind stuff amigo...check with the other guys.

Cheers amigo

...GUYS, stop it !!! a joke is funny when it's brief...
or we  shall all get B***ed...

and where's Moel in all of this ? he's usually the first to pop in this kind of deviations
Moel get out of the tunnel, i know you can see the light

that's why i love this forum compared to the others around the planet, from a simple intro it has degenerated to...this

yet it's a form of socializing and so far it seems everyone is having a good time it's uplifting, kinda like what an AA meeting should be like...

LOL good one R-E-D, I think Firefox can help with "HJs" or "BJs" whatever he prefers.

@ redsaraya .

You editted your post where you mentioned HJ. and now you are asking me what is HJ.

Me Either ain't into that kind of stuff dowg.

By the way i meant Havana Juice.

and have some balls when you say its my treat ,,, so be it,

Peace !!!!

...what ever tickles your fancy, there's plenty of guys up there to choose from...i guess it's a new form of socializing i'm not to keen on picking up, i'm more conservative, you know, the old fashioned cup of tea etc.

peace amigo, just don't freak out on me, you offered me a HJ/shake with a wink, and now you also mention my testes... you see where this is going ? cause i do...

i'm outta here amigos...

@ Firefox ...

Get a Life .....

Clansman wrote:

Welcome Samee, Red is it Ok to join in on the milkshake get together ?, this thread really is bizarre

Thanks for the welcome C.  I second that, this thread has gotten a bit wack. 

Come on guys, its too long of a thread for an intro.

redsaraya wrote:

...what ever tickles your fancy, there's plenty of guys up there to choose from...i guess it's a new form of socializing i'm not to keen on picking up, i'm more conservative, you know, the old fashioned cup of tea etc.

peace amigo, just don't freak out on me, you offered me a HJ/shake with a wink, and now you also mention my testes... you see where this is going ? cause i do...

i'm outta here amigos...

LOLOLOL at that!

Apologies Sameera for extending your intro thread, I've been watching Red, Dani, & FF since morning having a convo here. That was hilarious..

oh,oh,oh what is going on here?
Am I too late? Did I miss anything?

you better check you eyes balls too , mate

ain't winking at ya ....

Gernademan wrote:

Apologies Sameera for extending your intro thread, I've been watching Red, Dani, & FF since morning having a convo here. That was hilarious..

LOLOLOL - great reading with a morning cup of joe.

Mmmmmm...her milkshake clearly brings all the boys to the yard

uefastriker wrote:

Mmmmmm...her milkshake clearly brings all the boys to the yard

and they're like
it's better than yours . . .
I can teach you
but I have to charge.

@ Striker ..

It's Milkshake After AlL

Some guy here want to get milked or to do milking do not understand this.

@ Firefix ...
Do  you even understand what you wrote ?

milking or get milked to me very clear you don't understand this. i am sorry i can't help bi's

FireFox wrote:

milking or get milked to me very clear you don't understand this. i am sorry i can't help bi's

LOLOLOLOL - guys I think we have really, really gone off topic.  So to conclude, my name is Sameera and thanks for welcoming me to EB.  I look forward to reading some of your posts and making A comment.