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a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal by JWilliamson

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.... +Tourist: $ 5.00 +Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00 +Fried Explorer: $ 15.00 +Baked ...

hi im chinese,just came back from manila.wanna have more friends here by leon_philippine

if u have any problem in shanghai that I can help u.please contact me ,just want to have some international friends here. see. at least I know how to login facebook in shanghai.my no:13162626610

confused New father to be Paddy by bryancpgallagher

Paddy on route to the birth of his first child on entering the hospital grounds he see a sign Familly Planning Advice (can all patrons please use rear entrance)he thinks a bit late for that now.As he goes around the corner there is another sign ...

Best ways to learn Chinese? by hsde489

Does anyone have any suggestions of the best ways to learn Chinese?

Learning Chinese fast? by artj234

Hello My electrical engineering company does a lot of business with Chinese companies and I would like to begin to learn Chinese, in a fast way, so that I can improve myself here at my company. Any suggestions?

Peace and quiet in Alaska by JWilliamson

Tom had been in business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and ...

NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK! by JWilliamson

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee and A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt ...

Hair Bleach Cream by travellersjournal

Does anyone know where I can buy a Hair Bleach Cream (like Jolens or Dimple) in China. Does anyone know what Chinese products they have for that same effect? Thanks

Meeting new friends by palala

Hello I have been in Shanghai for 1/2 year. However, I do find it very tough to make new friends to chill and hang out. I will like to meet new people from any gender here to just get to know each other better and hangout. I m outgoing, love ...

Weather in October by carolinette

Hello everybody !! I am a french student, in internship in Hong Kong for 6 months. I am actually planning to go to Philippines for a week at the end of October. But I was wondering about the weather right there at this moment (I read its the rainy ...

should we move the entire family to shanghai? by wrenchwear

my wife and i are considering an offer to move to shanghai (she works and i am an artist/stay at home dad). the kids are 5 and 2... are we crazy for even considering this??? is shanghai family friendly? are there good schools for 'western ...

womans lover by JWilliamson

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not ...

Meeting new friends in Shanghai by TravelLovinJeff

I've been in Shanghai for more than 6 years and lots of my old friends have left so it's about time I make some new ones! Okay, so when I say friends, I mean both guys and girls - as long you're fun, genuine and are open to new things then send ...

beijing or shanghai? pros and cons? by mizhu87

i work for a global 500 company here in china. now they have positions open to me both in beijing and shanghai. i 've been to both cities and loved both. i cant decide which one i want to move to. need your help! :)

Is 16,000 RMB per month enough to survive in Shanghai? by anonymous

Hi , I got a job offer of 16,000 RMB per month in Shanghai. Is this much money enough to have a decent lifestyle in Shanghai ? Am I be able to make some savings out of it ? (I will be coming alone ) Please suggest ! Cheers!