You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if.....

Abu_Adel wrote:

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if..... You need a visa to visit your OWN COUNTRY !!

It is more like you need a visa to leave this country and come back. The requirement is not from your home country I suppose.

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if.... you wanted to earn tax free salary

....you watched the exchange rate on a daily basis

Good catch.

ghanshyampdave wrote:

Abu_Adel wrote:

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if..... You need a visa to visit your OWN COUNTRY !!

It is more like you need a visa to leave this country and come back. The requirement is not from your home country I suppose.

ghanshyampdave wrote:

Abu_Adel wrote:

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if..... You need a visa to visit your OWN COUNTRY !!

It is more like you need a visa to leave this country and come back. The requirement is not from your home country I suppose.

Pffff I know that ! just is specific to the magic kingdom to get visa (re entry or whatever) to go out ! you broken the funny thing, so you deserve one big

Abu_Adel wrote:

ghanshyampdave wrote:

It is more like you need a visa to leave this country and come back. The requirement is not from your home country I suppose.

Pffff I know that ! just is specific to the magic kingdom to get visa (re entry or whatever) to go out ! you broken the funny thing, so you deserve one big

I didn't break your thing. You broke it yourself.

And you also broke the stream of funny posts on this thread

You deserve a for wrongly calling a wrong thing as a funny thing

One Word now : I call the Cat joker !!

Alliecat help me Please

Relax. I wonder why everyone is calling Alliecat for help.

We're going off-topic now.

Nice thread by SoT

you are expat if... you have a kafeel?

PinoyFreediver wrote:

you are expat if... you have a kafeel?

Else an illegal immigrant ready to be deported or jailed forever.

Your an expat in Saudi...if u use your car' indicators before y turn... Or u wait ur turn in a que

ghanshyampdave wrote:

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if.... you wanted to earn tax free salary

....you watched the exchange rate on a daily basis

Yeah!!! Money money money!lol

ghanshyampdave wrote:

Relax. I wonder why everyone is calling Alliecat for help.

We're going off-topic now.

Nice thread by SoT

Lol! Nope thanks to everyone, we all have such pretty cool ideas to share with!

So keep it coming!

seeker of truth wrote:

ghanshyampdave wrote:

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if.... you wanted to earn tax free salary

....you watched the exchange rate on a daily basis

Yeah!!! Money money money!lol

Money ?? Who's she ???

@Dave: I have no idea!lol

Here's another!

If you see two teenagers  chatting with their cars parked at the middle of the road!lol

hahaha.....

If you have an iqama ID....

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if you already ate in SHAWAYA!

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if.. You see people in Black and White

aman11022 wrote:

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if.. You see people in Black and White

vision problem?

If you are happy to see bank balance at month end....

You are an Expat in Saudi Arabia...

If you wait (most of the time) for the last (ishaa?) prayer to finish before going for a nightout

seeker of truth wrote:

aman11022 wrote:

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if.. You see people in Black and White

vision problem?

I think literally, he's talking about a Saudi in White Toub, and his (lady) companion in Black Abaya...

Popolocroix wrote:

seeker of truth wrote:

aman11022 wrote:

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if.. You see people in Black and White

vision problem?

I think literally, he's talking about a Saudi in White Toub, and his (lady) companion in Black Abaya...

I guess you are right.

vramakr wrote:

If you are happy to see bank balance at month end....

definitely!  and losing it the day after your receive it!

Popolocroix wrote:

seeker of truth wrote:

aman11022 wrote:

You are Expat in Saudi Arabia if.. You see people in Black and White

vision problem?

I think literally, he's talking about a Saudi in White Toub, and his (lady) companion in Black Abaya...

...if you find yourself in the middle of IKEA at salah time surrounded by ninja females looking suspicious at you.

imraan007 wrote:

Your an expat in Saudi...if u use your car' indicators before y turn... Or u wait ur turn in a que

Uh, no.  The vast majority of expats drive like Saudis and have queue discipline like Saudis.

You are an expat in Saudia.....if you love the Saudi People....

^ Really?  That's the exception, not the norm, at least from what thousands of expats have told me over the past 3 decades.  I am not saying most expats hate Saudis, but most don't love them either.

Ur an expet if you want to run to Bahrain every weekend....errr...I guess Saudis too

Yes, it's so unfair for the saudi people if expats only love the saudi land and not the citizen itself....if we learn and show love to everyone....this country is really wonderful.....

benchmarkzenith wrote:

Yes, it's so unfair for the saudi people if expats only love the saudi land and not the citizen itself....if we learn and show love to everyone....this country is really wonderful.....

I think the problem is most expats don't get to know Saudis personally.  I feel very fortunate that I have.  I won't say 'I love Saudis,' just like I won't say 'I love British' or even 'I love Americans' ... but there are certainly some Saudi's I love, some British I love and some Americans I love

you are an expat in Saudi if you buy petrol cheaper then bottled drinking water.

You are a Saudi expat if you can't just pop over to the store for a emergency item without planning ahead....I HATE NOT BEING ALLOWED TO DRIVE!!!!!

stressedmom wrote:

You are a Saudi expat if you can't just pop over to the store for a emergency item without planning ahead....I HATE NOT BEING ALLOWED TO DRIVE!!!!!

No mini-mart on your compound?  One cool thing about the abaya is you can throw it on over your PJ's and run out the door

... you take your pullover off to go outside.

... you feel weird seeing guys doing air-kisses and exchange greetings for more than 10 seconds.

modjo wrote:

... you feel weird seeing guys doing air-kisses and exchange greetings for more than 10 seconds.

Hey, I've usually seen them doing REAL kisses, going from cheek to cheek!

.....if the best date you have ever had came from Qassim.

HRGuru wrote:

.....if the best date you have ever had came from Qassim.

I thought the best date is from Madinah? Hehe.

Allie I do have a mini mart, but it is expensive & doesn't always have what I need. They abaya is fine but I have to haul a 1 year old and possibly 4 year old with me each time.