Do Not read this !

Hahaha!! The Why's of Hericles!

Well thought!

Whoever wrote this has far too much free time.

Hericles wrote:

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??

They're not.  They have enough fat to survive in very cold water, just as we have enough fat to survive where we live.

Hericles wrote:

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?

Semantics.  We call it a bleacher.

Hericles wrote:

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants
to DIE?

Some people want to die.  Not everyone wants to go to Heaven.

Hericles wrote:

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the
WHITE piece is moved FIRST?

Chess was invented in China where there is no black and white divide.

Hericles wrote:

In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we
have TELEPHONE BILLS?

You pay for the service, not the right to speak.

Hericles wrote:

If money doesn’t grow on TREES then why do banks have
BRANCHES?

Semantics.  Independent banks have no field offices.

Hericles wrote:

Why doesn’t GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?

The bottles are coated.

Hericles wrote:

Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already BUILT?

Semantics.

Hericles wrote:

If its true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE
for?

to help others.  Not everyone meets everyone else.

Hericles wrote:

If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have
PARKING lots?

For designated drivers and wives picking up their drunk husbands.

Hericles wrote:

If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where Did All The
Money Go..?

I don't know, but I'm sure an economist could easily answer this.

Hericles wrote:

When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste, Who Tests It..?

Dogs.

Hericles wrote:

If The “Black Box” Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A
Plane Crash, Why Isn’t The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That
Stuff..?

Planes would be far too heavy to ever fly.

Hericles wrote:

Who Copyrighted The Copyright Symbol..?

It is not copyrighted.  Anyone can use it.  Just like the letter L.

Hericles wrote:

Can You Cry Under Water..?

Yes.

Hericles wrote:

Why Do People Say “You’ve Been Working Like A Dog” When
Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??

Dogs have a very long history of working for people.

Twisted logic...

Hilarious:D

haha

vcys_003 wrote:

haha

don't forget to click on recommend this article next to report button.

Sorry HaileyinHongkon these are rhetorical questions.

If you can copy & paste junk e-mail, I can respond.

hahahahahahahahahaha !

well at least i didnt read it...