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aabie ryan

today, i met an old lady who was working with my family as my nanny..
she told me that i was so "unusual"
she even told me stories of my "creative thoughts", and then i make list of that... 

1. i "rescued" a gold fish from hypothermia by took it off the water and put it in a towel, and when i found the fish was dead, i still think it was because of hypothermia...

2. i painted my cat with black paint.

3. pour juice into an aquarium so all fish can taste the juice also, not only water..

4. i put my self into the fridge.

5. i use my crayon as make up..

6. i speak in my own language everytime i hear new language spoken in my house

7. i cut somebody else's hair..only in one side

8. shove my uncle's eyebrow..also in one side only

9. put glue on the driver's chair of our family car.

and so on..and so on..

how about you? how was your childhood?
ps : i think childhood is like being drunk..everyone remembers what you did,except you...
:lol:

HaileyinHongKong

I think a psychologist might have something to say about these creative thoughts.

hELLnoi

HaileyinHongKong wrote:

I think a psychologist might have something to say about these creative thoughts.


looks like  perfect growing child..
shame we all had to grow up:(

aabie ryan

hELLnoi wrote:

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looks like  perfect growing child..
shame we all had to grow up:(


like someone said :
"We never really grow up, we just learn how to behave in public."

hELLnoi

yes i see how BiG people become children again when they are near a child. some even remember their goo goo language!

aabie ryan

haaaa???

were you?

hELLnoi

nooooooo....
i REFUSE to grow up:D

aabie ryan

yeaahh,sure..

you are growing OLD

:lol:

hELLnoi

toooooo late.
i am already ancient.
(= more valuable :))
my wife tried to put me on ebay

aabie ryan

i like your wife!
she is Genius..she's trying to do recycling!!

hELLnoi

noooo.. she just want new money :P:P

aabie ryan

i better keep my mouth shut..or been shot by your wife!

JasfurJQ

they say boys are more naughty than girls, here's some of my childhood days hihihi.....

1) One time I put our puppy inside a freezer, maybe half an hour my mom heard it crying inside....luckily our freezer is broken.

2) I went to a mini store and bought candy my hand is too tight to give her my payment but when she held me her hands the lady scream because i gave her a lizard, luckily its made of plastic hihihi....

3) I love watching superheroes like spiderman, I made myself a web shooter, made out of rubber band but the weapon is made of stick and blades. while playing like spider man I shoot my dog in his legs and when he stood up the stick went through his legs ouch....

4) after taking a bath with towel covered my body I need to past to a bunch of ducks, while buzzing them out of my way the big one attack me that makes me run out of to the street and realized that my towel was left behind me, kids looking at me and laughing hihii, (wonder why).

I share some later hihihih......

Fred

In my capacity as a male, I'll let you know when I grow up.

hELLnoi

mas fred wrote:

In my capacity as a male, I'll let you know when I grow up.


that is as good as ...."NEVER" :cool:

JasfurJQ

at age of 6 my mom told me story that my grandma love me so much, she use to feed me and cuddle me till she died. One morning my mom saw me in the sink naked while the faucet is open. Hard to believed but my grandma forgot to rinse me that day hihihi....:)

hELLnoi

Granny kiLLer!
hEE2

HaileyinHongKong

A lot of the things you guys did to animals are illegal where I come from.

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