Another Discovery I Made

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MoEl Serial expat

Member since 21 April 2010

MoElSerial expat29 July 2010 10:47:41

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I work with Vogons!! It dawned on me while I was listening to one of them justifying his inabilty to do his work.

Those of you who don't know what Vogons are, they are "one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry at you"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbN1NaQ7yQI

tonyrfsa Active member

Member since 22 January 2010

tonyrfsaActive member29 July 2010 11:45:57

Seriously I want some of the stuff you are on...

Horizontal Harry Contributor

Member since 28 September 2009

Horizontal HarryContributor29 July 2010 11:47:44

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They write the third worst poetry in the universe

Another useless post of no use to Expats whatsoever.

MoEl Serial expat

Member since 21 April 2010

MoElSerial expat29 July 2010 12:30:43

876

tonyrfsa wrote:
Seriously I want some of the stuff you are on...

Sorry, you cant afford it

flipfinger Contributor

Member since 06 July 2009

flipfingerContributor29 July 2010 13:00:12

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Ah.. Douglas Adams. The man, the Legend

bareskillz Member

Member since 12 June 2010

bareskillzMember29 July 2010 13:01:11

Glue isn't that expensive is it??

Sprocket Active member

Member since 04 June 2009

SprocketActive member01 August 2010 05:30:26

the real question is do you know where your towel is MoEl?

Samakauk ViP

Member since 09 January 2010

SamakaukViP02 August 2010 06:07:53

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I thought u discovered some a wonderful place / thing / activity expats would enjoy....

Mudman Serial expat

Member since 14 September 2009

You put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig

MudmanSerial expat02 August 2010 06:59:45

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Samakauk wrote:
I thought u discovered some a wonderful place / thing / activity expats would enjoy....

It's called Malta

Samakauk ViP

Member since 09 January 2010

SamakaukViP02 August 2010 11:01:24

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Mudman wrote:
Samakauk wrote:
I thought u discovered some a wonderful place / thing / activity expats would enjoy....

It's called Malta

spot on

TolgaU Active member

Member since 06 August 2010

TolgaUActive member06 August 2010 21:51:01

#11

are there tests like this post?

i fell for this one.

thought smthing interesting....

so the point should be checking who posted, as well as the topic , yes?

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