OK here I go on my favorite rant about living here in Panama. As stated previously Panamanians have no concept of time. 5 minutes usually means an hour, 5 hours or maybe never!!! They never return calls as promised, never call you when it's important that they do or they do the Panamanian screw job and just let it ring one time and hangup figuring you will/should call them back, so they don't have to use their minutes up.
Their cars always have no tail lights at night and the cops do nothing. But if your a gringo, god forbid you have one light out and it's a $50.oo boleta. They never use their directional signals and I believe they have no clue what that lever is on the left side of the steering wheel. They love to stop in the road to chat with a friend and of course they don't have any rear lights. How they got their license is beyond me. Most can't even read the tests so you know they just pass them anyway. Remember, that yesterday they were riding a horse to town and today they are driving a car!!! Makes sense in Panama!!!
No English language gov't. forms anywhere. This is so you have to hire a "abogado". Then you need everything NOTARIZED !!!! WHY??? It's just a make work project as is most of the gov't. Talk about make work projects, in your travels notice the MOP projects. Just like back in the USSA, you have 4-6-8 guys standing around texting, talking whatever, while one guy is working. Ponderous man just, freakin ponderous!!!!
BTW, everything comes to a freakin halt at lunchtime..... WTF is with that BS. The best business time for most businesses and they CLOSE !!!! Dumb as a box of rocks.....
Restaurants.... even the better ones have no clue how to set up a table. Most never have condiments, napkins, dinnerware or water and other glasses out. You may have to flag a server down to get a menu. What are they thinking, that you came for a visit and not to eat....hey Bunky, we need a menu!!!! Here's the topper.....generally the food SUCKS!!! Yes there are some good restaurants here but for the most part, they SUCK where even the locals don't go there.
In trying to keep this short.....in closing there is no mail service here except if you go to the post office and check for your mail. Good luck with that adventure. Mailboxes Etc. is very expensive and slow. $3.60/once over your monthly contract price. That's $57.60/pound!!!! FREAKING OUTRAGEOUS especially for us that have medical supplies shipped in bcoz CSS/Salud doesn't have them and the local pharmacies charge outrageous prices even with the phony "Jubilado" discount. That's the other thing...where are all these places giving "Jubilado discounts??? Not out here were we live. When you ask for the discount all you get is a dirty look and "we don't do that here". Well that's everywhere except in some pharmacies where they have jacked the price up already.
Coming up on my nap time so keep in touch and enjoy your Paradise in Panama. NOT!!!!
Jim