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What kind of topic you like to talk about?

Anything
may be music or how did you learned English language? 

I'd rather like to talk about Shakespeare's influence on post the 16 century English tongue.

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Hello, Eslam, and welcome to the Expat Café.

How will improving your English assist you in your accounting field and any travel plans?

cccmedia in Ecuador

Eslam Alkradawy wrote:

Anything
may be music or how did you learned English language? 

English is the official language in my country, we have over 50 local languages so the universal mode of communication is English.

And what about you personally, Eslam.  How will English enable you to get ahead with people and your plans?

cccmedia

Fred wrote:

I'd rather like to talk about Shakespeare's influence on post the 16 century English tongue.

Am completely lost but I read about Beyonce's 'Bootylicious' slang  being approved by Oxford , and fixed in the Dictionary.
I wonder how Her majesty Queen Elizabeth feels about it

Mariamns wrote:

Fred wrote:

I'd rather like to talk about Shakespeare's influence on post the 16 century English tongue.

Am completely lost but I read about Beyonce's 'Bootylicious' slang  being approved by Oxford , and fixed in the Dictionary.
I wonder how Her majesty Queen Elizabeth feels about it

I would guess the old girl would say, "We are not amused", then chop the offending heads off.
English is a funny old language, always changing, much to the dislike of many.
A lot of pedants have been known to get really miffed at what they see as the destruction of the language, but the same fools love Shakespeare - the man who turned the whole language inside out, verbing nouns and generally messing the words up into what must have been seen as very strange at the time, and most schoolkids would see as more than a little odd now.

As for Beyonce, the man's music is rubbish.

Fred wrote:

As for Beyonce, the man's music is rubbish.

What makes Fred think Beyoncé is a man?

cccmedia

Mariamns wrote:

I read about Beyonce's 'Bootylicious' slang being approved by Oxford and fixed in the Dictionary.
I wonder how Her majesty Queen Elizabeth feels about it.

Queen Elizabeth II -- turning 90 next April, the longest reigning monarch in British history* as of September 9th (2015) -- does not publicly discuss matters "bootylicious."

Your only shot at learning any opinion she has every held on such might be a future royals tell-all book.  Even that would be the longest of long shots.

cccmedia

*So who is the only other British monarch who reigned for 63-plus years?

Queen Victoria, of course -- 1837 until her passing in 1901.

cccmedia wrote:

Queen Elizabeth II -- turning 90 next April, the longest reigning monarch in British history* as of September 9th...

Amazingly, Queen Elizabeth II is not the world's longest-serving current head of state.

That distinction belongs to the present king of Thailand -- King Rama IX, aka Bhumipol Adulyadej, b. 1927 -- now in his 70th year on the Thai throne!

In those 70 years he has become one of the richest royals in history with a fortune of $30-billion.  (source:  Forbes magazine, 2014)

What do you think of that, Eslam?

cccmedia in Quito

cccmedia wrote:

Fred wrote:

As for Beyonce, the man's music is rubbish.

What makes Fred think Beyoncé is a man?

cccmedia

any more questions/

You're funny!

Fred wrote:

cccmedia wrote:

Fred wrote:

As for Beyonce, the man's music is rubbish.

What makes Fred think Beyoncé is a man?

cccmedia

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any more questions/

Character assasinstion, a good one thou. Hahahaha

Fred wrote:

cccmedia wrote:

Fred wrote:

As for Beyonce, the man's music is rubbish.

What makes Fred think Beyoncé is a man?

cccmedia

any more questions/

His nuts must be the size of peanuts ... shelled.   

Steroids - They do that to you.

Fred wrote:

Steroids - They do that to you.

Yes, I've heard of that.
Do they also make the voice go squeaky?

Have you heard him sing?

Today I actually learnt that Fred thinks every girl is a man!! 

cccmedia wrote:

Fred wrote:

As for Beyonce, the man's music is rubbish.

What makes Fred think Beyoncé is a man?

cccmedia

Xeeschan wrote:

Today I actually learnt that Fred thinks every girl is a man!! 

cccmedia wrote:

Fred wrote:

As for Beyonce, the man's music is rubbish.

What makes Fred think Beyoncé is a man?

cccmedia

Ner - I like girls.
My favourites (Before I got married) were always around 22+, fresh graduates, and eager to experience new things.
You know the sort of thing, playing chess and going to pub quizzes.

Of course, as I got old, fat and really boring, I had to lower my sights.
I assume my beautiful wife has a serious eye condition (She doesn't seem to notice I'm old and ugly), is deaf (Can't hear me sing in the shower), and has no sense of smell (Digestive issues - wink wink).

I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about Fred..
Now, talking about 'digestive iss....'

Oh My God!! What IS that smell!!! Blurgh!!

But honestly.. May God really bless the women; who ignore to see the worst in us.. and praise us for the very little good in us..
They are really a marvel! : )

Z

Fred wrote:

You know the sort of thing, playing chess and going to pub quizzes.


(Digestive issues - wink wink).