THINK POSITIVE CORONA VIRUS UPDATES, DOOM & GLOOM MERCHANTS STAY AWAY

My Sharona, Hebrew style.

My Corona(Sharona)

colinoscapee wrote:

My Sharona, Hebrew style.

My Corona(Sharona)

Hey I remember that song, this one right?..........................https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0nki7RMT-8
1979, ahhhhhhhhh time flies by so fast!!

Good initiative!
Hope it will woks fine and cure fast the affected patients!

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”

The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.

The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's Get the Bastard.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

The Russians have said “It’s not us".

charmavietnam wrote:

Good initiative!
Hope it will woks fine and cure fast the affected patients!

Think Positive Charm, lets hope the Ozies crack it, if not lets keep it light & keep our spirits up, most of us here are probably in the vulnerable age group & I for one am fed up of the doom & gloom mongers on here posting their long winded expert views on the situation. (one of them does not even live here & never even been here on holiday FFS)
" you die if you worry & you die if you done......so why worry.

SteinNebraska wrote:

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”

The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.

The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's Get the Bastard.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

The Russians have said “It’s not us".

Brilliant Jeez PMSL

Official UK government response........the one that got deleted previously by the moderator by request of one of the doom & gloom experts!! so for those that missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM0yzEf-v-g

Maybe the Ozies had a head start finding it  https://www.facebook.com/29539925396775 … mp;theater

No idea how to add links

Andybris2020 wrote:

Maybe the Ozies had a head start finding it 
[imgalign=C]https://www.facebook.com/295399253967757/photos/rpp.295399253967757/1466537540187250/?type=3&theater[/url]

No idea how to add links

got it Andy, but had to miss out the first bit [imgalign=C]

goodolboy wrote:

Official UK government response........the one that got deleted previously by the moderator by request of one of the doom & gloom experts!! so for those that missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM0yzEf-v-g

I love that old show

I played around and it seems to work now,,, I need lessons,,,,

I'm in to astronomy thats the shop and astro group I used to tag along with on star parties, they have a wacky sense of humour.

I brought my small scope here with me (Saxon Star Discovery) if anyone is into looking at moon and planets - when the virus scare is gone lol

Andybris2020 wrote:

I played around and it seems to work now,,, I need lessons,,,,

I'm in to astronomy thats the shop and astro group I used to tag along with on star parties, they have a wacky sense of humour.

I brought my small scope here with me (Saxon Star Discovery) if anyone is into looking at moon and planets - when the virus scare is gone lol

Hope you are not in Saigon mate, most I have ever seen here is 8 stars & most nights max 2
Da Lat now on a cold night out of the city  you can see more but nothing like in Scotland on a frosty night!

I'm quite pleased to see an anti-headless chicken thread.

What do you call a headless chicken that dies of coronavirus?
Vindicated.

goodolboy wrote:

Andybris2020 wrote:

I played around and it seems to work now,,, I need lessons,,,,

I'm in to astronomy thats the shop and astro group I used to tag along with on star parties, they have a wacky sense of humour.

I brought my small scope here with me (Saxon Star Discovery) if anyone is into looking at moon and planets - when the virus scare is gone lol

Hope you are not in Saigon mate, most I have ever seen here is 8 stars & most nights max 2
Da Lat now on a cold night out of the city  you can see more but nothing like in Scotland on a frosty night!

Funny enough I am in HCMC and on a cloudless night you can see Venus (the brightest thing in the sky that everyone thinks is a star) and in the right months/time, Mars, Saturn ad it's moons and also, Jupiter and it's moons,  the Moon is very clear on a cloudless night or day, you can also see orion's belt by eye and orion nebula through a scope.

Andybris2020 wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

Andybris2020 wrote:

I played around and it seems to work now,,, I need lessons,,,,

I'm in to astronomy thats the shop and astro group I used to tag along with on star parties, they have a wacky sense of humour.

I brought my small scope here with me (Saxon Star Discovery) if anyone is into looking at moon and planets - when the virus scare is gone lol

Hope you are not in Saigon mate, most I have ever seen here is 8 stars & most nights max 2
Da Lat now on a cold night out of the city  you can see more but nothing like in Scotland on a frosty night!

Funny enough I am in HCMC and on a cloudless night you can see Venus (the brightest thing in the sky that everyone thinks is a star) and in the right months/time, Mars, Saturn ad it's moons and also, Jupiter and it's moons,  the Moon is very clear on a cloudless night or day, you can also see orion's belt by eye and orion nebula through a scope.

When I lived in Saigon I told my neighbour I could see Uranus, he was very surprised.

SteinNebraska wrote:

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”

The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.

The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's Get the Bastard.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

The Russians have said “It’s not us".

And the American president has said ( whilst putting his hand on his heart to check his wallet is still there, playing the Star Bangled Banner and topping up his orange colour ) " The virus is not a problem here in the US, well it might be a slight problem, we have it all under control, hell things are getting out of control, I said this was goddam serious all along . . . . Can we nuke it ? "

colinoscapee wrote:

Andybris2020 wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

Hope you are not in Saigon mate, most I have ever seen here is 8 stars & most nights max 2
Da Lat now on a cold night out of the city  you can see more but nothing like in Scotland on a frosty night!

Funny enough I am in HCMC and on a cloudless night you can see Venus (the brightest thing in the sky that everyone thinks is a star) and in the right months/time, Mars, Saturn ad it's moons and also, Jupiter and it's moons,  the Moon is very clear on a cloudless night or day, you can also see orion's belt by eye and orion nebula through a scope.

When I lived in Saigon I told my neighbour I could see Uranus, he was very surprised.

Odd direction to point your telescope but hey . . . takes all sorts I reckon.

Indices wrote:

colinoscapee wrote:

Andybris2020 wrote:

Funny enough I am in HCMC and on a cloudless night you can see Venus (the brightest thing in the sky that everyone thinks is a star) and in the right months/time, Mars, Saturn ad it's moons and also, Jupiter and it's moons,  the Moon is very clear on a cloudless night or day, you can also see orion's belt by eye and orion nebula through a scope.

When I lived in Saigon I told my neighbour I could see Uranus, he was very surprised.

Odd direction to point your telescope but hey . . . takes all sorts I reckon.

Its obvious you didnt think about it for too long.
Have another minute to think about it.

colinoscapee wrote:

Indices wrote:

colinoscapee wrote:

When I lived in Saigon I told my neighbour I could see Uranus, he was very surprised.

Odd direction to point your telescope but hey . . . takes all sorts I reckon.

Its obvious you didnt think about it for too long.
Have another minute to think about it.

Rather not think about you looking at Uranus thanks.

Indices wrote:

colinoscapee wrote:

Indices wrote:

Odd direction to point your telescope but hey . . . takes all sorts I reckon.

Its obvious you didnt think about it for too long.
Have another minute to think about it.

Rather not think about you looking at Uranus thanks.

Not mine, the one up above us.

Indices wrote:

colinoscapee wrote:

Indices wrote:

Odd direction to point your telescope but hey . . . takes all sorts I reckon.

Its obvious you didnt think about it for too long.
Have another minute to think about it.

Rather not think about you looking at Uranus thanks.

My lunch is ruined

Fred wrote:

Indices wrote:

colinoscapee wrote:

Its obvious you didnt think about it for too long.
Have another minute to think about it.

Rather not think about you looking at Uranus thanks.

My lunch is ruined

Come on, Fred!! 

Its not that bad.

colinoscapee wrote:

Fred wrote:

Indices wrote:

Rather not think about you looking at Uranus thanks.

My lunch is ruined

Come on, Fred!! 

Its not that bad.

Use of emojis . . .. surely not.

Indices wrote:

colinoscapee wrote:

Fred wrote:

My lunch is ruined

Come on, Fred!! 

Its not that bad.

Use of emojis . . .. surely not.

You realise excessive use of emojis is a banning offence, don't you?
Discussions about Uranus are fine.

Fred wrote:

Indices wrote:

colinoscapee wrote:

Come on, Fred!! 

Its not that bad.

Use of emojis . . .. surely not.

You realise excessive use of emojis is a banning offence, don't you?
Discussions about Uranus are fine.

So much for Facial Recognition Software... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSVOHpOpbco

colinoscapee wrote:

Indices wrote:

colinoscapee wrote:

Its obvious you didnt think about it for too long.
Have another minute to think about it.

Rather not think about you looking at Uranus thanks.

Not mine, the one up above us.

Look West at 7pm below Venus,,, Uranus - not hisanus
Look above Venus and you will see Orion's 3 belt stars thats as long as you can keep your eye's off hisanus.

Andybris2020 wrote:

colinoscapee wrote:

Indices wrote:

Rather not think about you looking at Uranus thanks.

Not mine, the one up above us.

Look West at 7pm it below Venus,,, Uranus - not hisanus
Look above Venus and you will see Orion's 3 belt stars thats as long as you can keep your eye's off hisanus.

I said Uranus . . . What were you thinking ?

goodolboy wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSVOHpOpbco

Hang on - They aren't dead.
Perhaps the virus isn't all that bad after all.

Fred wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSVOHpOpbco

Hang on - They aren't dead.
Perhaps the virus isn't all that bad after all.

There is no doubt that there are others on here who will respond with reams of  " Facts " proving they are dead after all.

Its official, UK government will model its fight against Corona on tried & tested WW1 trench tactics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblfKREj50o

goodolboy wrote:

Its official, UK government will model its fight against Corona on tried & tested WW1 trench tactics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblfKREj50o

So glad they didnt pick Monty Pythons for the model

A good ol sing along, thats the spirit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_rLw6SCSmE

Git yer reading glasses on and you'll find CV

thank you Charm][/img]

I love pandemics of diseases that most people will recover from easily, but  the papers make sound like the end of the world.

I did my shopping in record time because the supermarket was all but devoid of customers. I'm sitting on my fat arse enjoying a coffee in  J.Co at the moment, but bugger all chance of infection cos I'm the only customer ... and I got a free donut.

Hold on ..  breaking news ..  a dude just walked in and used the free hand sanitiser - will he stay?

Updates on this impotent story are only available here

Fred wrote:

I love pandemics of diseases that most people will recover from easily, but  the papers make sound like the end of the world.

I did my shopping in record time because the supermarket was all but devoid of customers. I'm sitting on my fat arse enjoying a coffee in  J.Co at the moment, but bugger all chance of infection cos I'm the only customer ... and I got a free donut.

The one you eat or the one old farts sit on? 😉