THINK POSITIVE CORONA VIRUS UPDATES, DOOM & GLOOM MERCHANTS STAY AWAY

Fred wrote:

I love pandemics of diseases that most people will recover from easily, but  the papers make sound like the end of the world.

I did my shopping in record time because the supermarket was all but devoid of customers. I'm sitting on my fat arse enjoying a coffee in  J.Co at the moment, but bugger all chance of infection cos I'm the only customer ... and I got a free donut.

Always a bright side 

Indices wrote:

Fred wrote:

I love pandemics of diseases that most people will recover from easily, but  the papers make sound like the end of the world.

I did my shopping in record time because the supermarket was all but devoid of customers. I'm sitting on my fat arse enjoying a coffee in  J.Co at the moment, but bugger all chance of infection cos I'm the only customer ... and I got a free donut.

Always a bright side 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7I6NYuJVCo

Fred wrote:

Hold on ..  breaking news ..  a dude just walked in and used the free hand sanitiser - will he stay?

Updates on this impotent story are only available here

Please keep us updated, this is riveting news.

Fred wrote:

Hold on ..  breaking news ..  a dude just walked in and used the free hand sanitiser - will he stay?

Updates on this impotent story are only available here

He ordered take away

OceanBeach92107 wrote:

Fred wrote:

I love pandemics of diseases that most people will recover from easily, but  the papers make sound like the end of the world.

I did my shopping in record time because the supermarket was all but devoid of customers. I'm sitting on my fat arse enjoying a coffee in  J.Co at the moment, but bugger all chance of infection cos I'm the only customer ... and I got a free donut.

The one you eat or the one old farts sit on? 😉

You're only as old as the woman you feel

As you know there is toilet paper shortages in the Western countries, did this guy get a good deal or what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os2T1meZiqI

goodolboy wrote:

As you know there is toilet paper shortages in the Western countries, did this guy get a good deal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os2T1meZiqI

Drugs - Ouch!
I was once offered the same service for Rp1,000 (6 cents US) in North Jakarta - I declined.

Fred wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

As you know there is toilet paper shortages in the Western countries, did this guy get a good deal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os2T1meZiqI

Drugs - Ouch!
I was once offered the same service for Rp1,000 (6 cents US) in North Jakarta - I declined.

Was it,be kind to the elderly day,lol.

On a positive note, Donald Trump said that more people were at risk of dying from the financial crisis in USA than from Corona........I know what he means there! the way my investments are going  I am about ready to jump from the 15th floor
He also said that he thinks that USA will be back business as usual by next week.................so think I will delay the jump to see what happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYCpWblDKok

It's unlikely much will be back to normal in a week so enjoy the holiday.
I'm working from home at the moment and it's great.  I can work any time that suits me, and have a coffee whenever I dancy, and don't have all the tripping (in a non-LSD way) around.

goodolboy wrote:

On a positive note, Donald Trump said that more people were at risk of dying from the financial crisis in USA than from Corona........I know what he means there, I am about ready to jump from the 15th floor
He also said that he thinks that USA will be back business as usual by next week.................so think I will delay the jump to see what happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYCpWblDKok

Jump off 15th floor ? Not sure that would work if being creative with figures.
Someone on here will argue that it carries little risk in that for 99.999999999% of the time you are perfectly safe. There has never been a death recorded due to flying through the air.
The landing however is another matter. But hey, only .000000001% of the jump is dangerous.

Indices wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

On a positive note, Donald Trump said that more people were at risk of dying from the financial crisis in USA than from Corona........I know what he means there, I am about ready to jump from the 15th floor
He also said that he thinks that USA will be back business as usual by next week.................so think I will delay the jump to see what happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYCpWblDKok

Jump off 15th floor ? Not sure that would work if being creative with figures.
Someone on here will argue that it carries little risk in that for 99.999999999% of the time you are perfectly safe. There has never been a death recorded due to flying through the air.
The landing however is another matter. But hey, only .000000001% of the jump is dangerous.

better get the park guys to prune them trees to get a clear hit on the concrete.

goodolboy wrote:

Indices wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

On a positive note, Donald Trump said that more people were at risk of dying from the financial crisis in USA than from Corona........I know what he means there, I am about ready to jump from the 15th floor
He also said that he thinks that USA will be back business as usual by next week.................so think I will delay the jump to see what happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYCpWblDKok

Jump off 15th floor ? Not sure that would work if being creative with figures.
Someone on here will argue that it carries little risk in that for 99.999999999% of the time you are perfectly safe. There has never been a death recorded due to flying through the air.
The landing however is another matter. But hey, only .000000001% of the jump is dangerous.

better get the park guys to prune them trees to get a clear hit on the concrete.

https://i.postimg.cc/Kkx7KNp1/20200324-114052.jpg

Now it's going to get complicated . .  We will have to factor in how many deaths caused by trees . . . Tricky buggers, not sure if there are any accurate figures.

goodolboy wrote:

On a positive note, Donald Trump said that more people were at risk of dying from the financial crisis in USA than from Corona........I know what he means there! the way my investments are going  I am about ready to jump from the 15th floor
He also said that he thinks that USA will be back business as usual by next week.................so think I will delay the jump to see what happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYCpWblDKok

Please keep us posted as to when you take your flying lesson. I will need to inform my VN friends so they can be waiting with their cameras at the ready.  🐥

goodolboy,

Forgot to mention .. .  Make sure you are wearing a mask and wash your hands on the way down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9XsNMnFpyc

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/stock … s-are-back

colinoscapee wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

On a positive note, Donald Trump said that more people were at risk of dying from the financial crisis in USA than from Corona........I know what he means there! the way my investments are going  I am about ready to jump from the 15th floor
He also said that he thinks that USA will be back business as usual by next week.................so think I will delay the jump to see what happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYCpWblDKok

Please keep us posted as to when you take your flying lesson. I will need to inform my VN friends so they can be waiting with their cameras at the ready.  🐥

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBN3xfGrx_U

He was dead wrong.
I dislike quoting Daily Mail stories, but since this is an example of utter stupidity, it seems fine to you that especially duff rag

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl … -dead.html

Yep, they took fish tank cleaner because they mistook it for a coronavirus cure

goodolboy wrote:

On a positive note, Donald Trump said that more people were at risk of dying from the financial crisis in USA than from Corona........

Is that the same dude who said the virus was just a hoax? 

I have just tooooooo  much time on my hands these days

goodolboy wrote:

I have just tooooooo  much time on my hands these days

https://i.ibb.co/PTkZCvs/time.png

Stay there, the guys from Bien Hoa hospital will be there soon with their reversable jacket.

Hello,hello,hello

Its official, DONT WORRY BE HAPPY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWFs9VAsCXs

https://youtu.be/qWFs9VAsCXs

2014 - Good
Coronascares today - Even better

Plenty of positives to be had right now..

Less honking at night by truck drivers
Less (so far) karaoke
Spending less money in Starbucks
More time at home to talk with wife 😜

Day 5 of our self imposed lock down, GF & me have decided to learn to play the flute & looks like we are making good progress.....what you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

Ummmm . .  What exactly are you doing with the flute ?

Indices wrote:

Ummmm . .  What exactly are you doing with the flute ?

the link is under review WTF so will try again, here goes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

Dont quit the day job just yet..

"This one time at band camp....."

goodolboy wrote:

Indices wrote:

Ummmm . .  What exactly are you doing with the flute ?

the link is under review WTF so will try again, here goes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

I strongly suggest not clicking on that link if you like your ears.

Fred wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

Indices wrote:

Ummmm . .  What exactly are you doing with the flute ?

the link is under review WTF so will try again, here goes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

I strongly suggest not clicking on that link if you like your ears.

Thats fricken hillarious.

goodolboy wrote:

Indices wrote:

Ummmm . .  What exactly are you doing with the flute ?

the link is under review WTF so will try again, here goes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

Sounds like you did not read the instructions when you bought the flute and are blowing it with the wrong orifice.

Indices wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

Indices wrote:

Ummmm . .  What exactly are you doing with the flute ?

the link is under review WTF so will try again, here goes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

Sounds like you did not read the instructions when you bought the flute and are blowing it with the wrong orifice.

Both of us?

goodolboy wrote:

Indices wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

the link is under review WTF so will try again, here goes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

Sounds like you did not read the instructions when you bought the flute and are blowing it with the wrong orifice.

Both of us?

After a few days on lockdown then I guess anything goes 

Indices wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

Indices wrote:

Sounds like you did not read the instructions when you bought the flute and are blowing it with the wrong orifice.

Both of us?

After a few days on lockdown then I guess anything goes 

Will do a progress report in a couple of days

Indices wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

Indices wrote:

Ummmm . .  What exactly are you doing with the flute ?

the link is under review WTF so will try again, here goes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

Sounds like you did not read the instructions when you bought the flute and are blowing it with the wrong orifice.

You could make an album, "Mellow sounds from the rectum".

Indices wrote:

goodolboy wrote:

Indices wrote:

Sounds like you did not read the instructions when you bought the flute and are blowing it with the wrong orifice.

Both of us?

After a few days on lockdown then I guess anything goes 

Almost anything