Stolen without permission from a FB post by my good friend Wadey:
Stolen without permission from a FB post by my good friend Wadey:
Overheard on recent JAL flight...
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"If you're travelling with two children pick the one with the most potential and put their oxygen mask on first".
"It's ma'am, I'll have you know!"
Overheard on recent JAL flight...
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"If you're travelling with two children pick the one with the most potential and put their oxygen mask on first".
-@Aidan in HCMC
😱😱😱
If true, maybe the one with the greatest potential to help the other kid? 😉
Two things I hope I never hear whilst aboard a plane.
1) "Sir, I'm sorry, but this flight has been overbooked, so I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to relinquish your seat"
and
2) An automated alarm system voice stating, "Terrain. Terrain. Pull up."
If you've never seen a GEICO advertisement, you might not get it...
Call 911!
Hello everyone,
I have removed one post from this thread
Please note that comments should remain polite even if you don't get or appreciate the joke.
Thank you
Bhavna
Hello everyone, I have removed one post from this thread Please note that comments should remain polite even if you don't get or appreciate the joke.Thank youBhavna -@Bhavna
How can you be against religion in the forum but support jokes about one of the major religious figures in the world?
For the record, I'm now an official Agnostic in my old age, so I don't have a personal gripe about being offended.
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@OceanBeach92107
Hello,
Please note that we are not against religion (this is a misinterpretation). The guidelines forbids members to discussion about religion and faith as it is deeply personal and private matter. Topic revolving around religion and ideologies are not allowed.
Discussions about them may lead to disagreements or conflicts.
We are not discussing religion here and our expert has not infringed any rules.
I would invite you to differentiate between the 2 and if you need any clarifications, please feel free to contact us so that we could properly discuss : contact.cmteam@expat.com
Regards
Bhavna
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Hello everyone,
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There's been recent discussion on the forum about the bird flu.
I don't see what the big deal is. They do that all the time.
https://www.odditycentral.com/news/chin … rging.html
Chinese Company Develops Tiny Atomic Battery That Lasts 50 Years And Doesn't Require Recharging
The atomic powered test vehicle was involved in an accident and was a write off - as were three local towns.
Had an Irish buddy teach me what he said was a very common saying in his neck of the woods. He told me to say it fast whenever I use it, else it might not be understood. "Whale Oil Beef Hooked".
Had an Irish buddy teach me what he said was a very common saying in his neck of the woods. He told me to say it fast whenever I use it, else it might not be understood. "Whale Oil Beef Hooked".
-@Aidan in HCMC
ha ha the old ones are the best
-@OceanBeach92107
OFFS
What do dragons snack on during Vietnam's Tet celebrations? Firecrackers
Seems I've now rung in close to 400 New Years.
No wonder my back is feeling sore.
Your name is Jim Smith, and you've recently transferred with your company to work in Vietnam. At the end of the first day of work, you're invited by some of your Vietnamese coworkers to go out for a drink. Question: Will your recently introduced colleagues address you as, a) Jim, or, b) Mr. Smith? Answer: Mr. Jim
My wife and I were having lunch with a new friend in the Đà Nẵng, An Thượng tourist ghetto the other day, and I told her:
"If we moved back to this area, one good thing would be a lot more people who speak English.
"But the bad thing would be a lot more people who speak English..."
Yep!!!
I'm perfectly happy be a grumpy old git around too many English speakers.
Yep!!!I'm perfectly happy be a grumpy old git around too many English speakers. -@MyGuess
A curmudgeon ?
True story:
A friend of mine owns a diner in an Arizona town. They have a sign board out front with moveable letters that has been unchanged for decades reading:
"FINE DINING ELSEWHERE."
@Aidan in HCMC
A gruntled grumpy old git :-)
My wife and I were having lunch with a new friend in the Đà Nẵng, An Thượng tourist ghetto the other day, and I told her:
"If we moved back to this area, one good thing would be a lot more people who speak English.
"But the bad thing would be a lot more people who speak English..."
-@OceanBeach92107
BUT>........................would they ask the same questions: "How old are you? Is she your wife? How much money do make?Where you from?"
@Aidan in HCMC
A gruntled grumpy old git :-)
-@MyGuess
Present!
@Mac68
Armageddon!
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