Life has become BLACK & WHITE

Joke:
Once I was taking a walk over the Fahaheel beach. It was late night and deserted. Two locals stopped and asked me pointing towards the sky: Habeebi, I say zhatt is the 'sun' and he say zhatt is 'moon'. You seem to be educated, so bleez tell what is zhatt?

I realized that both were drunk and in high spirits. If I give any answer, it was sure that the other person who is wrong will hit me.
So I cleverly replied: Habeebi, I am from India and am very new here in Kuwait, so I don't know what is zhatt called here.

They both got agreed, and saluted me: mashkoor...mashkoor..

Hello..

   It is really nice that still there is some people like you..i really like your idea..let's bring some fun to be able to enjoy our life here..And i am always saying..Our Happiness is our decision..
                       Have a white Day..

ssambhagwat wrote:

Joke:
So I cleverly replied: Habeebi, I am from India and am very new here in Kuwait, so I don't know what is zhatt called here.

They both got agreed, and saluted me: mashkoor...mashkoor..

Thats so funny .

Hello my friend we can be friends I will show you Kuwait and dont be sad just smile

Thanks OmOmar, Moo & Mashri for your replies.
It is really good to find jolly friends here.
Some more humour from my side:

While checking the teeth of a patient, the dentist yelled: Oh My God! Such a big cavity...
Such a big cavity..
Such a big cavity.

The patient said: that's okay doctor, but why are you saying everything thrice.

Dentist: dear, I said it just once.

(but the sound echoed in his mouth )

A couple (wife and husband) goes to a dentist.

Husband says: Doctor, there's no need of any anaesthesia to the teeth. Just take your plier, and snatch off the decayed tooth with a jerk.

Doctor: that's Amazing,
I have never seen such a courageous patient like you. Please sit on the chair.

The husbands pulls her wife in front: Go, sit on that chair while doctor removes your teeth.

"Oh my God...its paining...its paining" the patient on dentists chair yells.
"But, I have not even, yet, touched your teeth. Why are you yelling?" the dentist said.
"Doctor, your foot is on my foot" explains the patient.

LOL what about engineers ?

One fine morning, Er. Tom goes to his company in a posh car. His friend Er. Harry was highly surprised seeing this, and asked Tom:
Tom, till yesterday you didn't had money to fill petrol in your two-wheeler moped, and overnight from where did you get this car?

Tom: Harry, last night I was just sitting idle at the beach-side. It was very late, and also deserted. Suddenly, a posh car stopped in my front. A beautiful lady came out, she dropped down all her belongings, and even her clothes in front of me, and said: 'you can take whatever you want'. So, I took this car.

Harry: Tomee, thats a nice decision, and however, I am sure her clothes wouldn't have fitted you.

That's and engineer.
Mishri, how's that??

haha it is good one
I mean jokes about engineers

This is a bit hard one, but please digest it.

In an interview Tom (er.) was asked: Mr. Tom, how much is 3 times 7.
Tom scratched his head for sometime, and then answered '18'.
'Good, Mr. Tom, please wait out till we finalize our selection for the job'.
Tom went out, and checked his answer on a calculator, and it showed '21', 'Oh..my God' my answer was wrong' yelled Tom.
After about half and hour, results were declared, and Tom was selected for the job.
After the formalities, Tom questioned back to his interviewer: Sir, the answer to your last question is 21, but I answered 18. Eventhen, why was I selected?
The interviewer said: Because Mr. Tom, you were the nearest to the correct answer. Other engineer's answers were 9,12,29..and what not