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Last activity 13 April 2013 by MikeInPoulton

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scubaboy

Boom... sorry something just exploded

tearnet

Rocking Ken wrote:

you guy's crack me up, just made my day thanks :D


OK Ken this is for you ......

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

GuestPoster566

Getting like 'Last of the Summer Wine' on here :)

Toon

ok my last ones why do we have test matches - dont we know they already work.....

that "Darkness" song from a few years ago - a one way ticket to hell and back  - isnt that a return

MikeInPoulton

Speaking of that Darkness song made me think.....

..........what is the speed of dark?

Toon

scubaboy wrote:

Boom... sorry something just exploded


been using Ariel active have you

tearnet

Why does an alarm clock go "off" when it actually goes "on?"



I'll stop if you will.

Toon

how to stop your lovely buttered toast landing face down..... strap it to a cat.

tearnet

Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an "s" in it?

tearnet

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Toon

why is there an I in blind....

MikeInPoulton

I've never had to ask a hypothetical question.......

.........how cool is that?

:cool:

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