Nothing specific.

I then saw two dead canaries for sale on e bay in the pets department,


but they weren't going cheep.

I wrote a book about a transsexual with a speech impediment;

.......................... it's called Man or Myth.

We have a beautiful little girl who we named after my mother-in-law;

........................... in fact Passive Aggressive Psycho turns five tomorrow.

Some people say Hal Far looks great in the summer.

................ I reckon it looks even better in the rear view mirror.

Rocking Ken wrote:

ok guy's I'm totally confused and frazzled now but keep it going - the none topic topics that is

Frazzles ...... Mmmm

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I often wondered, back in the days when Walkers used to name their crisp flavours after soccer stars....
.Salt & Lineker....Cheese & Owen etc etc.

How come there was never an Arsen Venger flavour?

Would a non topic be a mars bar ?

Chardor wrote:

Would a non topic be a mars bar ?

Would a fly without wings be a 'walk'?

A man and a little boy go into the hairdresser's.

The man has his hair done and then sits the little lad in the chair.

"Now wait here when your finished, I'm just off to do some shopping." says the man and leaves without paying.

Two hours later, the little lad's still waiting, when the barber says, "I think your dad's forgotten you".

The little lad says, "He's not me dad, we just met outside and he asked me if I wanted a free haircut".

Brazil v Germany in 15 secs.

Oh dear.

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."