You know you live too long in Dubai when...

when people ask you if u have met Dawood Ibrahim

when people wonder if we roam on camals and not in cadilacs

when people think we stay in deserts and not in Burj Dubai

when u prefer indoors to outdoors..

when you dance like no one's going to put it on YouTube.

When Sunday is not the end of the world, but you can see it from here

When u visit burj dubai and then wonder if Mount Everest is just Nature's way of reducing the world's population of stupid rich people

When u r having oily food here - Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear

when u loose hair -    I wear my hair departed on both sides.

when u woinder about ur whereabouts - The wheel was man's greatest invention until he sat behind it and reached here

When you can really use your help -

Finally, People are extremely open minded when you agree with them

When the bank says this is my Final Notice. And u feel fantastic that they're not going to bother me anymore!

when don't like to repeat gossip but, really, what else can you do with it?

when u r commuting between sharjah and dubai u r multitasking: Driving and napping.

when my doctor thinks I'm paranoid. He didn't say it, but I knew that's what he was thinking

You live too long in Dubai...when you don't want to recognize that the name is Burj Khalifa ;-)

(fast jumping back to the Abu Dhabi forum)