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sameerzeeniGuest31 August 2010 12:25:40

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Hi friends & Moderator,

wanted to ask something about put some smile on peoples face, i means there should be some jokes blog or something, please some one create something for jokes, where people can share their jokes, just for some fun.

what do you think guys ?

Regards

Julien Founder

Member since 11 March 2005

17 years of happy life abroad

JulienFounder31 August 2010 13:34:01

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Feel free to post your jokes on the Oman forum or in the expat cafe

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sameerzeeniGuest31 August 2010 13:40:59

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thanks julien

ainawy15 Member

Member since 06 October 2010

ainawy15Member10 October 2010 07:52:13

i strongly agree with you

the website should be more active and full with interaction between mebebers to forget about thier lonliness and expat

yah... by providing jokes here would be one way to help improving this website

khalil
translator

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sameerzeeniGuest10 October 2010 19:56:57

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5 men are raping a woman.

The woman is laughing nonstop.
So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn.

She replies,

I hV aids.....lol

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sameerzeeniGuest10 October 2010 19:58:07

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NURSE kept MANS FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN MAN STARTED DANCING .
NURSE: y r u DANCING.
MAN: next is URINE TEST

hahahaaa....

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sameerzeeniGuest10 October 2010 19:58:36

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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who
was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG.....lol

hahahaaa...

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sameerzeeniGuest10 October 2010 19:59:06

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in da worl there r
POSTMEN
.
but no POSTWOMEN

Quastion?
.
think
?
.
?
think more
donno ?
.
.
.
because womens r taking 9 months for 1 delivery

hahhahaaaaa

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sameerzeeniGuest10 October 2010 20:00:08

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one monkey has born new baby monkey, she started loving babe monkey so much, to seen this big babe monkeys got jelous,
one night big babe monkey put some poison on his mom breast, next day morning he saw his dad was dead...
hahahaaaa....

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sameerzeeniGuest10 October 2010 20:02:02

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Teacher to a Nursery Student:
Count from 1 to 10 & ill give u kiss. Miss i will count from 1 to 1000, then Sleep one night with me Plzzz....hahahhaaaaa...
will u be my teacher honey ? lol

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sameerzeeniGuest24 November 2010 13:11:42

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i agree too...i dont see these kind of participations...

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sameerzeeniGuest31 December 2010 19:37:22

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At the end of da year.

Thanx to those who hated me,
they made me a stronger person.

Thanx to those who loved me,
they made my heart bigger.

Thanx to those who were worried about me,
they let me know that they cared about me.

Thanx to those who left me,
they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.

Thanx to those who entered my life never left,
they made me know who i am.

Special thanks to all my friends,

who supp0rted me thr0ugh0ut da
year..

@============@
) WISH YOU A )
/ VERY HAPPY /
/ NEW YEAR /
( 2011 (
@============@

>SameeR ZeenI<

AlCapone New member

Member since 31 December 2010

AlCaponeNew member02 January 2011 17:01:52

#13

happy 2011

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