No Nonsi !

Well im 3 weeks into a 1 month lease at the nonsi and its been one of the worse places i have ever stayed,on the surface the place looks well maintained has a really nice pool area and small gym but like in the horror movies things start to happen once the sun goes down,first night was awoken by a couple of screaming girls who decided to take a dip around 1.30am in the pool oh yes forgot to say my room was overlooking the pool like most there anyway i was not happy but let it go only to be woken again at 7am by yet more sreaming swimmer even though the pool should not be open until 9am and should close 9pm anyway no sleep that night well same thing the next night only 3.30am a couple of drunken jerks decided to have a swim well this sort of behaviour went on for 3 nights so i approached the office with this information but all i got was these dreamie looks of what can we do we cant do nothing !!! Now ive had groups of girls running around my corridor with guys in chase like a game of kiss chase, plenty of door slamming also, i might point out that this residence is more like a backpakers/uni campus/holiday camp/kindergarden with many germans/swedes/and other euros but no english which is odd !,they all seem to be in there early 20s but act like early teens,the place is surrounded by stray packs of dogs all barkings and fighting at odd hours not to mention the mess they make on the roadways and also there are plenty of moskitos and not fly screens on windows or doors they do have a security guard here but he no understand english so will hang up the phone on you !!
Im so glad i didnt sign a 12 month lease here i was going to return after christmas to stay for 12 months but not at the nonsi or should i say noisi with enough jerks to ruin it for the good residence.

Moral of the story dont sign up until youve sampled the goods.


                          Kind Regards jut