Rapid-fire Questions from First-time Nomad looking to move

Hey all,

If you are familiar with first-person gaming, rapid-fire is when you click the mouse once and your gun shoots on auto all the time, so I figured I'd ask just about every question I can to help me make the move to Mauritius (aka "rapid-fire questions").

Please answer whatever you can by quoting the question number with your answer:

eg. [1] you can surf [here] and [here]

So here are my questions:

1) Where is the best place to stay that has reasonably fast fibre internet, is close to a masjid/mosque, close to a beach and has access to places where I can buy groceries/household-items?

2) Do any of the islanders get together during the week/weekend to play some beach football/volleyball? If so, where?

3) Will I fit in and be able to find friends/colleagues to hang with as an English speaker?

4) I don't drink (see 1), so are there night-time activities that don't involve alcohol, etc. ?

5) Will a Vespa and/or bicycle be adequate to get around? I am looking to maintain a low carbon footprint and want to avoid having to maintain a car

6) Is beach gear affordable for water-sports? I'd like to buy a surfboard and/or try kite-surfing + other watersport activities

7) Are there any co-working spaces in Mauritius? I'd like to meet other digital nomads to network with

8) If I leave not very-valuable items on the beach (eg. sandals, towel) is there a chance that somebody might steal it while I'm in the water?

9) Is Halaal meat accessible at butchers/shops?

10) Will it be weird if I (male) tried yoga on the beach? (hehe )

I think I've asked about all the questions I can think of. Some are weird, but if you can answer it, it will be appreciated.

Also, if you are a friendly/networking person, please PM me so we can meet for coffee/drinks when I do finally arrive

Thanks all <3