After a dozen years of searching over four continents we seem, at last, to have identified a place to live. It's not as if we knew nothing about it nor had we missed it on our travels, we've even looked at property there. Now we know, In the same way that the Algarve is not Portugal; the Black Sea is not Bulgaria. We've turned our backs on the coast and are now looking for that elusive location where the snow rarely falls, the temperature stays in double figures for at least six months of the year and holidaymakers are in another world, far from ours.
Looking for a home is not going to be easy as we write in Latin script, speak English and attempts at Bulgarian are unlikely to foster understanding. We don't plan to dive in head first so for a start my wife and I are seeking a rental for six months near Ivailovgrad. a choice is based on researched weather patterns but we can be convinced (with evidence) that there are other warm areas.
We only need two bedrooms but when we say fully furnished we are not thinking of beds made in the communist era. We prefer a house rather than an apartment and recognising there will be a few winter evenings where a warm fire, a bottle of wine and the British soaps are the order of the day a satellite TV is important.
From all we hear the internet speeds are stonking in Bulgaria but then we were told that about Portugal; people conveniently forget to mention that these high speeds can only be achieved when there is no hill between you and the mast. I'm tired of being told a dongle does the job - it doesn't.
We'll be renovating whichever property we buy but have no ambition to be admired by viewers of Grand Design for our pluck and tenacity for enduring a winter in a sixties caravan. We like out comforts and that's comfort Western European style. Although we are driving we don't want to haul linen and crockery across Europe so maybe what we need is a place whose owners are heading back west.
Doubtless our lack of backbone will be criticised, we will be urged to learn the language, warned that the paperwork is horrific and possible told we won't survive without a Bulgarian friend who speaks English - all in good time. For the moment what we really need is a knight on a white charger or even a self-sufficiency guru on a bike who knows just the house we want - house I said, not yurt or tipi and definitely not a villa with a pool.