Short jokes

bluenz · 2014-05-26T11:07:07+02:00

This site needs a section for short jokes. But how do we censor rude or racist type jokes? ( usually the funniest ones ). I was walking through a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning." He replied, "No, just having a sh*t." ******************** When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me ********************** I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.. She said I had to stop masturbating. When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!" **************************** I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?" I said, "Tourettes! Now f*ck off you c*nt!"

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DirtyPierre Serial expat

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DirtyPierreSerial expat18 June 2014 08:00:24

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I was in Oodnadata at the bottom of the Simpson desert in central Australia when I met the local school teacher. Turns out we were born only hours apart in 1949 in the same old house in Tauranga NZ. Our mums were friends too. Today its an accountants office. Freaky.

bluenz Member

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bluenzMember18 June 2014 08:06:05

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DirtyPierre wrote:
I was in Oodnadata at the bottom of the Simpson desert in central Australia when I met the local school teacher. Turns out we were born only hours apart in 1949 in the same old house in Tauranga NZ. Our mums were friends too. Today its an accountants office. Freaky.

Were your Dad's " friends " as well???? ( Oodnadata,, Innaminka , Coopers Creek, Moonba, Codillo Downs, spent a bit of time up there, I think Coopers Creek pub burned down?, had a lot of history that place too ).

Armand ViP

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ArmandViP18 June 2014 09:11:59

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Julien wrote:
ok for a short jokes thread, but please avoid anything that could be considered as discriminative .... (nationalities, sex, religion, origin and so on..)

thanks.

As a famous humorist said : "we can laugh about everything, but not with everyone"

Enough now.
A lot of posts don't respect the above and go against the website's policy.
We're closing the thread.

Thanks
Armand
Expat.com Team

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