Errrrrrrr, I'm a bit confused!

I originally tried to reply to someone who wanted to go to learn dabkeh but was seduced into joining up before I was allowed to reply!  Now I've no idea where the post is - bummer! Anyway, I've been in Lebanon for 2 months and crave Englsh people so that I don't have to explain every 5th word, stupid metaphors and idioms that pepper my speech and for just one person to laugh spontaneously without my having to go into tedious details...... argggghhhhhhh. Also learning the Dabkeh, which is ridiculously simple; step, step, hop but no one can do it!