Joke... only for those with sense of humor !!

Last activity 26 February 2015 by loubylou

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tearnetViP24 February 2015 12:31:00

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A man went to Harley Street in London, having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant.

Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against the applicant's gender, he was very interested, so he went in and asked the secretary for details.

She retrieved the file and read to him: "This job entails preparing ladies for the Gynaecologist. You will be responsible for helping them out of their underwear, laying them down and carefully washing their private areas, applying shaving foam to the necessary parts and removing all unwanted foliage, and finally, you'll be required to rub in soothing oils, in preparation for the Gynaecologist's examination.”

Then she told him “The annual salary is £65,000 and if you're interested, you'll have to go to Aberdeen ".

"My goodness!", exclaimed the man, "Is that where the job is?".

She answered, "No, that's where the end of the queue is..."

maltablues9Member24 February 2015 18:14:05

Lol

FredIndonesia Expert25 February 2015 00:25:51

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Classic.

thesisbgdNew member25 February 2015 00:28:45

you are the man

gabby77New member26 February 2015 06:21:54

very popular job!

tearnetViP26 February 2015 12:14:16

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On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm ME!
I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that?

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"

loubylouNew member26 February 2015 14:51:10

proper lol

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