Diplomatic Quarters rules

Nooooo!!! I meant the two posts before that!!! Please save me from men wearing skirts...

Then none of the locals will ever appeal to you?

like this?

The thobe is not a skirt. It's a dress. Totally different.

as far as i can see its a Maxi

MaserMan wrote:

The woman would swoon if I wore my kilt

How big is your sporran?

zara777 wrote:

MaserMan wrote:

The woman would swoon if I wore my kilt

How big is your sporran?

Preoria wrote:

Nooooo!!! I meant the two posts before that!!! Please save me from men wearing skirts...

Totally agree, now the kilt is a totally different thing. Although that picture that musicman put up was not representative, he just did not have the legs.

zara777 wrote:

MaserMan wrote:

The woman would swoon if I wore my kilt

How big is your sporran?

I see you are feeling better!

Depends if its my dress sporran, the woman love to stroke that one, or just my normal one which is a bit boring and not that strokable

And before you gutter minded people think the worst:

Dress Sporran



and a normal sporran



which as you can see is not as strokable, unless you are into leather.

Which part of the anatomy does this Sporran cover?

...and MM2, whose legs are you referring to, the Scotsman's or mine?

From the gutter I say; the one with the hair on it looks bigger

Sparrow wrote:

From the gutter I say; the one with the hair on it looks bigger

Oh it is!

...and big is beautiful, these days... we know from the spam mail that come pouting in every single day

MaserMan wrote:

zara777 wrote:

MaserMan wrote:

The woman would swoon if I wore my kilt

How big is your sporran?

I see you are feeling better!

Depends if its my dress sporran, the woman love to stroke that one, or just my normal one which is a bit boring and not that strokable

I can sneeze and type at the same time while lying on the sofa
We modern women are great at multi-tasking

I can see the line of ladies queuing up to stroke your sporran at the next expat outing....

shahab.ali wrote:

just coz u wanna see maserman in kilt??

  Sexxccyyyyyyyy

I'll dish out the numbers

  You go MM2! 

This could be fun, you in your kilt and MM in his mankini!  I think we may have to plan for the best-dressed expat competition! 

This is why I love this blog!  Def keeps you laughing! 

Shhhh CAF, you are NOT supposed to mention that word anymore on this blog....

shud i post how mm will look in mankini?

sorry sir, i apologise...just going with the flow

musicman wrote:

Shhhh CAF, you are NOT supposed to mention that word anymore on this blog....

It's OK Nonz, you can dream can't you.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Where is that leather sporran, unless he's wearing it of course.

That reminds me -
Lady -
'Is anything worn under the kilt'
Maserman -
'No Madam, it's all in fine working order'

or am I being presumtious.
Not that I want to know.

Oh gash!!! u guys put such an effort  to prove our logics:lol:  love you guys for your illustration ability

jillndave said:
"That reminds me -
Lady -
'Is anything worn under the kilt'
Maserman -
'No Madam, it's all in fine working order'
"

only one way to find out, who will bell the kitty?

musicman wrote:

jillndave said:
"That reminds me -
Lady -
'Is anything worn under the kilt'
Maserman -
'No Madam, it's all in fine working order'
"

only one way to find out, who will bell the kitty?

hehehhee ...you r hilarious, bouy:P

jillndave wrote:

Not that I want to know.

A bit too much interest for one who doesn't want to know

Jill aint here yet, puddy tat. Man cannot live by bread alone.

musicman wrote:

Jill aint here yet, puddy tat. Man cannot live by bread alone.

LOL

(can't wait to hear Dave's response to this!!!!!!)

He probably has to get Jills nod before he responds?

Alliecat wrote:

jillndave wrote:

Not that I want to know.

A bit too much interest for one who doesn't want to know

U caught him right Allie:P

All things being equal, Jill and I.

As you all know, I was only joking about the sporran, all in the best possible taste.

And I prefer Arabic wholegrain unleven bread and perhaps you could live on it.

But I love to have my oats first thing in the morning.

... and remember the Sabbath!

jillndave wrote:

All things being equal, Jill and I.

As you all know, I was only joking about the sporran, all in the best possible taste.

And I prefer Arabic wholegrain unleven bread and perhaps you could live on it.

But I love to have my oats first thing in the morning.

U in England now??

You got one thing wrong though. There's no driving for females inside the DQ! whoever told you that they don't know what they're talking about?!!!!! I heard it used to be the case, but that's back in the day, not nowadays.

Hello, I realise this topic is a bit old now but, I arrived in Riyadh a few days ago and will be teaching English at PNU.

Can anybody go into the DQ or does one need to get a 'special pass'? I understand there are decent gyms there for women and swimming pools too.

I am accommodated in the Ghornata area and really haven't heard about any places nearby where western women can de-robe and do sporting activities. I am concerned to avoid becoming a couch-potato and am already missing swimming!

Any advice welcome.

Thanks

Hi sangfroid,

I used to live in the DQ for a while. What comes to entering the DQ, there are guards at the entrance but you can always say that you're going to the gym or to see a friend who lives in the DQ and you'll get in.

There is a great ladies gym in the DQ called Al-Manahil. Here's their website: /index.html"]http://www.almanahil.com.sa/english/index.html[/url]
It's a good gym with beauty salon and a pool, but kinda pricey. But then again, you have to have something to do with your free time anyways. And that's the only ladies gym in the DQ, btw.

If you're a runner / a walker, I'd recommend the path that goes around the DQ. Great scenery and sense of freedom for a change

Hope this helps you!

Thank you for your help - I will certainly look into that.