New here, will be in Ho Chi Minh in Feb...

Hello everyone,, My name is David, and this is my plan! I land in Ho Chi Minh in February, will stay 22 days mainly to see my girl friend and to meet her parents, her mother loves me her father does not trust me! So My work is cut out for me! I also will be looking into the Job market, seeing whats out there, My Girl Friend live in Ben Thanh district, she has an apartment she shares with her friend and brother, I pay her half the bills, in America that is easy money to make, I want to see if I can make the money in Vietnam to cover it. I have a few things going against me, I do not speak Vietnamese yet, and I have no schooling, then all I need to make is about $100 USD, 1,900,000 Viet Dong a week, that is more than enough, and I want to do it legaly, so if anyone has ideas please help! I hope to find someone or company that needs someone to speak English. My first option is UPS, I work at the Houston Stafford hub in the USA, and may be able to get a transfer to the Ho Chi Minh City hub, so if any one has ideas or expeariance, please help...