Tinkers SLC (Seniors Texting Code)

What I found:

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

LOL: Living On Lipitor

OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!

OMG: Ouch, My Groin!

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

WTF: What's Today's Fish?

WTF: Wet The Furniture

IMHMO: In My HMO...

RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

GTG: Gotta Groan

TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)

FWB: Friend With Betablockers

FYI: For Your Indigestion...

JK: Just Kvetching

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor

SUS: Speak Up, Sonny

WIWYA: When I Was Your Age

GOML: Get Off My Lawn

Hahahahah - found the ones I saw and lost. Most have been covered but here are the ones that aren't:= (As far as I can see):
OMSG -  OH MY! SORRY - GAS
ROFL...CGU - ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING...AND CAN'T GET UP
WAITT - WHO AM I TALKING TO
WTP ( KEEP THIS HANDY TINK) -WHERE'S THE PRUNES
WTFA - WET THE FURNITURE AGAIN
WWNO - WALKER WHEELS NEED OIL
GGLKI - GOTTA GO, LAXATIVE KICKING IN

I like these EDUCATIONAL posts. Likely useful to more than just Tinker - heheheheh

I agree, we all need levity.

You know...as I read through these...far more apply to my life today than I'd like to admit.   

Thanks for sharing.   

These are too funny and I can relate to too many of these!!