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Cherryann01


    nazzhw said. . . . It is, as you say, an idyllic life in Malaysia. Thank you for highlighting that! ****************************As don't attempt suicide, survivors can receive a jail sentence.Refrain from receiving oral sex, 20 years in jail and a whipping.        -@Enzyte Bob

strange laws in different countries, I read once that in Estonia you cannot play chess while having sex. I must admit that I have never tried to do both at the same time and do not see the point. I guess some people might get a kick out of climaxing while playing chess but screaming check mate when you climax must be there ultimate goaI I guess.

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Cherryann01

I for one appreciate the info on Malaysia. Most Ex Pats leave the Philippines for a break and there are probably others  like me who just like to stop off some where on their way when visiting the Philippines.

danfinn


   
    nazzhw said. . . . It is, as you say, an idyllic life in Malaysia. Thank you for highlighting that! ****************************As don't attempt suicide, survivors can receive a jail sentence.Refrain from receiving oral sex, 20 years in jail and a whipping.        -@Enzyte Bob
strange laws in different countries, I read once that in Estonia you cannot play chess while having sex. I must admit that I have never tried to do both at the same time and do not see the point. I guess some people might get a kick out of climaxing while playing chess but screaming check mate when you climax must be there ultimate goaI I guess.
   

    -@Cherryann01

Prohibiting sex during chess, if true, would be as you say, "strange". Criminalizing suicide,  and also oral sex with 20 years and a beating, is "dystopian".

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