Naming The Twins!

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JWilliamson Serial expat

Member since 01 June 2010

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JWilliamsonSerial expat26 November 2010 02:57:49

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A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your Uncle from Cork came in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh No, not my Uncle... he's an idiot!"

She asks the doctor,"Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise."

"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew."

bryancpgallagher New member

Member since 03 November 2010

bryancpgallagherNew member26 November 2010 03:15:40

Liked it.

Paddy on route to the birth of his first child on entering the hospital grounds he see a sign Familly Planning Advice (can all patrons please use rear entrance)he thinks a bit late for that now.As he goes around the corner there is another sign saying gaurd dogs operating here! he says F--k i hope their not in our marys room.anyway he finally gets there amid all the confusion,just as the mid wife comes out and says patrick here is your new baby boy and its black his immediate response is F--k me she burns everthing.

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