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confused New father to be Paddy

Last activity 04 December 2010 by Hanniepie

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bryancpgallagher

Paddy on route to the birth of his first child on entering the hospital grounds he see a sign Familly Planning Advice (can all patrons please use rear entrance)he thinks a bit late for that now.As he goes around the corner there is another sign saying gaurd dogs operating here! he says F--k i hope their not in our marys  room.anyway he finally gets there amid all the confusion,just as the mid wife comes out and says patrick here is your new baby boy and its black his immediate response is F--k me she burns everthing.

Hanniepie

That was Funny! Confused ol'Paddy!

:-)

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